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| 1 | Ep. 1 - The Original Cum Boys | 05/26/2016 | Cum Boys NYC Originals Nick and Stav sit down and start a podcast. This one is different than other podcasts where two guys talk about people you don't know. We get real dude. We take this shit seriously. | ↓ |
| 2 | Ep. 2 - Real Hip Hop | 06/02/2016 | Live from Stav's office where they let us use one of the conference rooms, official Cum Boy Adam Friedland (@AdamFriedland) joins us to discuss cumming in his own face and why he can't cum on other faces now. We talk about how Muslims go to the bathroom (but not in a racist way), Youtube comments(in a racist way), Chaturbate,and Iran (also racist). Also includesa special appearance by New York comedian Seth Dickfield and other rude caricatures. | ↓ |
| 3 | Ep. 3 - The Sleepy Boys | 06/09/2016 | Dan Soder (@DanSoder) is our first bonafide guest. He's got a real radio show on Sirius XM (the Bonfire),and he's on television folks (Billions, Showtime), but you can tell from our friendly rapport that he considers both me and Stav to be contemporaries, and by extension, also famous. Check out his new special on Comedy Central and buy his new album on iTunes. | ↓ |
| 4 | Ep. 4 - Beef Squashers | 06/16/2016 | After some trouble in paradise, Adam is left as the only Cum Boy. Dickfield has a medical emergency, and Adam meets Dickfield's very outspoken cousin. Will Cum Town ever be the same? Find out on the final episode of America's Most Beloved Podcast | ↓ |
| 5 | Ep. 5 - Cum Angels | 06/23/2016 | Ive had to type out this description nine times because the podcast host is fucked up and wont upload the episode and I'm not typing it out again. Bonnie was on, shes great. I want to go to sleep | ↓ |
| 6 | Ep. 6 - Not Soon Enough | 06/30/2016 | The boys hold a special session, same as our usual time, to discuss the damn news this week. Adam returns, and he's not as bad this time. | ↓ |
| 7 | Ep. 7 - Autism Powers | 07/07/2016 | Our biggest celeb get yet: the entire cast of Austin Powers joins us to discuss online harassment after Jim Norton cancelled when he found out the name of the podcast. Wediscuss this elusive Dickfield character. And I think we mention that new Independence Day movie. | ↓ |
| 8 | Ep. 8 - The Eighth Episode | 07/14/2016 | The 8th episode. We get really, really deep into this whole Brexit thing. Really insightful takes about Jeremy Corvair and Johnathan Primbles or whoever. And the guy with the hair. We had to use a conference room so theres an echo that makes this one almost unlistenable. Thanks. | ↓ |
| 9 | Ep. 9 - Technical Difficulties | 07/21/2016 | (PLEASE REDOWNLOAD)Well this one's jammed packed with content folks. Jim Norton joined us for the first half, but then the second half of his episode got fucked up when I forgot to change the batteries in the four track. So our good friend Felix of Chapo Trapo House joined us and then I fucked up the second half while exporting it in Audition so please redownload this one. | ↓ |
| 10 | Ep. 10 - Killing Garfield | 07/28/2016 | Sorry for the delay everyone, i was actually busy at uh, the black people matter protests. I was protesting for black people so I didn't have time to upload this one, which was also delayed because Kurt Metzger rescheduled. Amber Frost (of the Baffler and some other places) joined in. Amber is cool but we wasted her insight by making her talk about gay shit that we like. We're gonna do a bonus episode this week to make up for it. | ↓ |
| 11 | Ep. 11 - David Cross | 08/04/2016 | This is the David Cross episode. David Cross was the guest. Yes for real. No it's not a character. The real David Cross came on the show. We really broke comedy down with him, pro style. Solid interview.And its a day early because last weeks episode was a day late. David Cross | ↓ |
| 12 | Ep. 12 - Overconfidence | 08/11/2016 | Coming in hot off last weeks killer episode with David Cross we'd thought it'd be nice to take it easy and wait till the last day possible before recording again. None of us did anything this weekend. I built a desk. I'm proud of it but you can't appreciate it over a podcast so I wasn't about to just describe the desk I built for an hour. Stav was late because he bought a sandwich. | ↓ |
| 13 | Ep. 13 - Just For Laughs Recap | 08/18/2016 | Back from a hot week in Montreal - super hot, lots of good industry buzz about Cum Town - the boys figure out which race is the next to be genocided via truck. Another late episode folks. Sometimes life gets in the way you know? Sometimes you forget what day it is because you keep autisticly buying power tools. | ↓ |
| 14 | Ep. 14 - Cum Town After Dark | 08/25/2016 | Im fucking tired as shit and i hate hAVing to edit and upload this gay shit every week and write a description. We talked about the usual stuff I think. So it's racist. Oh and I forgot to include the audio but I beat stav in roast battle. Because I'm better than he is. | ↓ |
| 15 | Ep. 15 - Another Girl Episode | 09/01/2016 | Melissa stokoski joins us so I can yell about the aaron glaser rape thing with a woman in the room, which is how you get away with being problematic on the radio. I learned this from Ant. | ↓ |
| 16 | Ep. 16 - Back In Business | 09/08/2016 | After a week long hiatus the crew is back and it hasn't been a long enough vacation. Wardell joins us and screams into the microphone making it very hard to edit this episode. But its online now. We talk about a lot of the same stuff we've already covered on the podcast. | ↓ |
| 17 | Ep. 17 - Old Friends | 09/15/2016 | I had to take a minute to cover some controversy that happened this week on facebook. I don't want to get into specifics but let's just say it involved a guy who may or may not be related to Seth Dickfield. Adam and stav wanted to bully me out of talking about it and they had nothing to discuss anyways so I feel like I came out the hero in this one. | ↓ |
| 18 | Bonus 1 - Cocaine Cowboys | 09/17/2016 | September 14, 2016 Adam and I have a little nose-party to celebrate the launch of bonus content. If you catch my drift aheueuhue | ↓ |
| 19 | Ep. 18 - Je Suis Charlie | 09/22/2016 | Honestly I've completely forgotten what we talked about on this one. I remember something about Charlie Hebdo. Mostly i was pissed that i had to take an uber to Stav's and the uber driver kept asking me bullshit questions. Its like motherfucker stop trying to be good at this job we all know it fucking sucks to drive for a ridesharing service. | ↓ |
| 20 | Bonus 1.5 - The Cum Boys... Or Is it??? | 09/15/2016 | September 15, 2016 Hmm something got messed up while uploading this one? I think the file may have been hacked??? | ↓ |
| 21 | Bonus 2 - Chelsea Bombing Hot Takes | 09/24/2016 | September 22, 2016 Yo check out these fresh ass takes, immediately after the bombing, four days later when everyone's mad about the cops again or something. | ↓ |
| 22 | Ep. 19 - Rape Science | 09/29/2016 | We get into some scientific stuff in this one. Ever hear of Bill Nye? Well imagine if he fucked. That's basically what this show is. about. | ↓ |
| 23 | Bonus 3 - Debate Preview Spectacular | 10/01/2016 | September 29, 2016 A fresh off the press debate preview for the debate last week or whenever it was. The zoom fucked up and we lost the episode we did right before this but I felt like it came out pretty good. | ↓ |
| 24 | Ep. 20 - SD Tard | 10/06/2016 | Oopsie damn daisy folks. Guess who 1) forgot to take the last episode off the SD card so this one got cut short at 51 minutes and 2) forgot to upload the episode like I jokingly said I would at the beginning of it. Amber (my roommate) is back on the podcast and this time we don't let adam ask her a bunch of gay shit about the news | ↓ |
| 25 | Bonus 4 - Peanut M&Ms | 10/08/2016 | October 8, 2016 We recorded this one at the beginning of the week and I've been eating too many peanut m&ms to remember what we said. But I thought it went well. | ↓ |
| 26 | Ep. 21 - Hot Fresh Debate Instant Reaction | 10/13/2016 | Wow, immediate presidential debate reactions. Can you believe this trump guy? The hillary woman also? Jeeze louise. What a debate. Or was it? All these questions and more, with our recurring guest, Amber Frost. | ↓ |
| 27 | Bonus 5 - Bully Town | 10/15/2016 | October 17, 2016 Just reminiscing on the good ole days. Tieing up the deaf kids and screamin at em. This is how you become a man. | ↓ |
| 28 | Ep. 22 - Ian's Shitty Impressions | 10/20/2016 | Ian Fidance joins us and demonstrates why his career as an impressionist has failed. He wore the same shirt as me which was from a ramen place that doesn't sell shirts to people. Me and Ian have a bond; the kind that homosexual men are jealous of. | ↓ |
| 29 | Bonus 6 - Stav Ate Too Many Brownies | 10/22/2016 | October 23, 2016 Stav got too damn high and I'm sick as shit. Adam tried to sound smart and we shut his bitch ass down. | ↓ |
| 30 | Ep. 23 - My New Drug Problem | 10/27/2016 | Well I was up all night the other night to celebrate 3 years sober. Partieda little too hard and I was too tired to keep the energy going on this one. I think we all know we can't rely on Adam for that so this was another bad one. Mea culpa folks. I'm scarface now. | ↓ |
| 31 | Bonus 7 - Bring Back Vine | 10/29/2016 | October 30, 2016 Amber joins us and we get into the extremely racist reason why Twitter got rid of vine. | ↓ |
| 32 | Ep. 24 - Ghost Stories | 11/03/2016 | We get super scary for holloween (the original spelling) and swap scary stories. Also Stav works out a new character to get back at the guy that hurt his feelings. | ↓ |
| 33 | Bonus 8 - The RSS Episode | 11/05/2016 | November 5, 2016 Well I'm mad now because Patreon keeps cutting off this episode after 6 minutes. I was up until 5 am last night and I'm regretting my decision to switch over to Patreon-only posts. I swear to god I'm about to smash my computer through the fucking wall. | ↓ |
| 34 | Ep. 25 - Playing Pretend | 11/10/2016 | The boys reminisce on playing pretend, old games we used to play as kids. This is about as sentimental as the show gets folks. Were trying to do more family retarded, uh excuse me i meant family RELATED content. I want to sell the podcast to Nick Jr. Teach five year olds how to say fuck and shit. And to be cool. To overcome autism and use it to hurt people. | ↓ |
| 35 | Bonus 9 - The Hill Boys | 11/14/2016 | November 13, 2016 Live from Capitol Hill (actually DuPont Circle) we've got Sam Morill who you can catch this weekend (yesterday and the day before) at the Big Hunt in DC. Adam couldn't join us for this one so you guys get a special taste of the Adam-free podcasts, which will become a full-time thing once we get to 5k a month. Thanks everyone! | ↓ |
| 36 | Ep. 26 - CONGRATULATIONS PRESIDENT HILLARY!!!!! | 11/17/2016 | The boys offer a big huge yas queen congrats to the slay queen herself who's going to inspire little girls everywhere to be yas queens. Actually its mostly the kind of drunken political commentary you can hear in the waiting area of a Jiffy Lube. Adam gets to talk a lot on this episode because he reads the news like a bitch. | ↓ |
| 37 | Bonus 10 - Pizza Gate | 11/21/2016 | November 20, 2016 Folks we're back and were diving deep into this pizza gate scandal. I know it seems like a crazy conspiracy theory but I want to believe. Oddly enough Adam and Stav are on board with the idea. | ↓ |
| 38 | Ep. 27 - Adam's Last Stand | 11/24/2016 | As the Patreon gets closer to $5000, Adam's days are numbered. We make him defend his position on the podcast by doing another episode where I try to remember the plot of certain movies and inevitably get a detail wrong that belies my own racism. | ↓ |
| 39 | Bonus 11 - Stav's Fat ft. Kurt Metzger | 11/28/2016 | November 28, 2016 Stav was too fat to do the podcast tonight (Auntie Anne's pretzels, Wendy's) so unfortunately we couldn't kick Adam off just yet. Instead Kurt Metzger joins us and I repeat things I saw on tv before we did the show. That's good podcasting folks; when you dont do jokes but you say things you saw earlier from the news. | ↓ |
| 40 | Ep. 28 - How Many Y'all Like Sex | 12/01/2016 | I guess Adam and Stav don't know who Chris-Chan is somehow so I explain that to them for about 20 minutes or so. I don't know how anyone could not know who Chris Chan is. I got mad at myself early on for fucking up and not being able to remember a lot of details of mid-nineties television shows so I tanked the episode on purpose by being upset. | ↓ |
| 41 | Bonus 12 - Adam's Replacement | 12/04/2016 | December 3, 2016 The search for Adam's replacement begins, and this week we try out returning faggot Ian Fidance, who you might remember from his shitty sean connery impression that was immediately outdone by literally everyone, even Adam, the guy who is not allowed on the show anymore. | ↓ |
| 42 | Ep. 29 - Customer Service | 12/08/2016 | Coming hot off a poorly received premium episode, the boys save face by getting back to basics. | ↓ |
| 43 | Bonus 13 - Cocaine Cowboys 2 | 12/11/2016 | December 11, 2016 This is the first of a two Bonus episode series today. The first one we did yesterday was kind of shitty so we recorded a second episode that's only a little bit better. I'll release the shitty episode later today because Stav will throw a temper tantrum if he had to sit in a chair and talk for an hour and it didn't count towards anything. | ↓ |
| 44 | Bonus 14 - Bonus Bonus | 12/11/2016 | December 11, 2016 An additional hour of talking. Not a particularly good episode. Again, I wouldn't normally upload this but Stav takes you all for granted. Please @ him and tell him he's a bad person. I'm the good host that cares. | ↓ |
| 45 | Ep. 30 - Copycats | 12/15/2016 | We covered a lot on this one. Lindy West. The new Apple products. Lindy again. I got a macbook. I really hate lindy. What the fuck is the Apple Watch anyways? It should be like one of those novelty clocks where every number just says "im gay" | ↓ |
| 46 | Bonus 15 - Huge Guest Announcement | 12/19/2016 | December 18, 2016 Guys this is huge. Sam Hyde was in town and hit me up last minute to do the show. Obviously we swung into action and stav wasn't able to make an 11 am recording because he had to play video games, so we were unable to get Sam on the show!!! This is a regular episode with just the three of us! Apparently Stav doesn't realize this is a business! And you cant be complacent! I hope he slips on nutella in the shower and cracks his stupid fat fucking watermelon head on the soapdish! | ↓ |
| 47 | Ep. 31 - The Birthday Bitch | 12/22/2016 | It's my birthday. Or it was my birthday. I'm old now, and I'm sick. And children have to respect me. And I'm allowed to be racist now because I'm old and I beat the Nazis. | ↓ |
| 48 | Bonus 16 - Christmas Spectacular w/ Felix | 12/25/2016 | December 25, 2016 Notorious misogynoirist brocialist cryptojew Felix Biederman sits in on this one. The War On Christmas just got its fucking valor stolen, folks. | ↓ |
| 49 | Ep. 32 - Crisis Averted | 12/29/2016 | We almost didn't have an episode this week after I forgot to upload the podcast because I got really into Sicario. That movie is tight. It reminds me of my own experiences, as a tier one operator. I was also in 9/11. Merry Christmas everyone. | ↓ |
| 50 | Bonus 17 - Happy New Years | 01/02/2017 | January 1, 2017 A big cum town happy new year to all our friends. I'm too hungover to even write one of those descriptions where I'm too hungover to write a description in a fun way. | ↓ |
| 51 | Ep. 33 - Ugh. Wardell | 01/05/2017 | I guess Brandon invited himself on the podcast again. I was too busy making smoothies to pay attention during this one. I'm sure he brought up some idiot vine star that a man his age (32) shouldn't be obsessing over, ironically or otherwise. | ↓ |
| 52 | Bonus 18 - New Year New Me | 01/09/2017 | January 8, 2017 I'm losing 500lbs by february and I'm gonna stop doing cocaine and my wife is going to come back. i can can feel it. This is _MY_ year. This is the year _I_ fuck | ↓ |
| 53 | Ep. 34 - We Gotta Get Rid Of The TV | 01/12/2017 | Chapo Genius and all around good boy Wide Dick Willy Menaker joins us as we watch She's All That and slowly come to the realization that the TV is going to destroy the podcast. | ↓ |
| 54 | Bonus 19 - Better Late Than Funny | 01/16/2017 | January 16, 2017 Something got fucked up and last weeks premium episode got deleted so we just recorded this one. Now the post isn't embedding as audio and im trying again. Getting v mad here. | ↓ |
| 55 | Ep. 35 - Cum Town Fires Back | 01/19/2017 | We go in hard on Compound Media for kicking us out of the Anthony Cumia studios. Adam will personally fight any of the Staten Island salami-mongoloids that pay their bills | ↓ |
| 56 | Bonus 20 - Black Magic Schoolbus | 01/23/2017 | January 22, 2017 I do everything I can to prevent Adam and stav from reacting to the trump inauguration the same way everyone else has. And I do it by bringing up the best cartoons I've seen. | ↓ |
| 57 | Ep. 36 - Goatee Era Seagal | 01/26/2017 | We go real deep into the latest era of Seagal movies, And we have a sponsor now. Please give me feedback on the fact that we have ads now. Make sure to get mad at me about it. The premium episodes will always be ad free if it bothers you. I'm tired of everyone being mad at me. I just want to pay my fucking rent and waste money on dumb shit. | ↓ |
| 58 | Bonus 21 - Cure For Death | 01/30/2017 | January 29, 2017 I cured my cancer with soda and I'm back at it in this one. Amber returns. We taught her good mic technique because there's not really much else we have to offer. | ↓ |
| 59 | Ep. 37 - Goldust Wasn't Gay | 02/02/2017 | I almost passed out during this one, luckily the boys kept things going with wrestling chat that I couldn't partcipate in due to both ignorance and medical problems. Please remember me as a Lenny Bruce type or maybe Carlin, thanks. | ↓ |
| 60 | Bonus 22 - Congratulations To John Elway And The Denver Broncos | 02/06/2017 | February 5, 2017 As requested here's another classic three boys cast. We did two yesterday so I forgot what we talked about in this one. Also sorry it's going up so late I fell asleep after we went to IKEA. I didn't watch the superbowl. | ↓ |
| 61 | Ep. 38 - Good Prison vs Bad Prison | 02/09/2017 | BDF Big dick felix joins us and we try to remember Oz and why it was bad, and we talk about why prison wouldn't be that scary for guys like us. I'm still dying btw. I can't breathe. This is the end. Remember me as a broadcaster. Goodnight and good luck. | ↓ |
| 62 | Bonus 23 - 10 Thousand Dollar Episode Spectacular | 02/13/2017 | February 12, 2017 Well wouldn't ya know it I gave myself sinusitis from all that blow back when we were poor thousandaires and I went and quit everything except tea and blended drinks. I dunno how to celebrate other than to say thanks to the cum boys. We've made it. Thanks to you guys. You've changed our lives and we owe ya a lot. Especially Adam. Thank you sweeties.
VIDEO POST: February 18, 2017
Cum Town Pilot
It's the moment everyone's been waiting for. We spent weeks writing and editing this. The first episode of the new Cum Town web series. | ↓ |
| 63 | Ep. 39 - Petey Dat Boi | 02/16/2017 | Funny Moms favorite and Bronx favorite and Brooklyn Favorite and New York favorite Petey Dat Boy DeAbreu joins us and we prove once and for all that the podcast isn't racist. | ↓ |
| 64 | Bonus 24 - Lessons Learned | 02/20/2017 | February 19, 2017 Uh we've had to record like nine episodes this week and I have no idea what we said on this one. Honestly my new passion in life is web series. Podcasts are for ugly people. I want to be beatufiul. I want to be a star. | ↓ |
| 65 | Ep. 40 - Valentimes | 02/23/2017 | We have sex with each other on the show as a joke for valentines day. Get it. Like were dating haha. But its jsut a joke. It's okay to suck off your friends if you're doing it in a funny way | ↓ |
| 66 | Bonus 25 - Spring Training | 02/27/2017 | February 27, 2017 A very sexual episode. Sorry it's late boys I've been stuck in the airport all day... spotting milfs. | ↓ |
| 67 | Ep. 41 - Cum Town Live | 03/02/2017 | The first ever Cum Town Live show at Caroline's on Broadway. It's basically the same format as Funny Moms (the live show we put up on Patreon) except I booked it and it's at Carolines so we use the name of the podcast instead of the name of Adam's gay ass show. | ↓ |
| 68 | Bonus 26 - History Boys | 03/06/2017 | March 5, 2016 I honestly have no idea what we talked about on this one. This is the last of the pre-recorded episodes with just the boys so I'm gonna have to start eating into the guest episodes. But really all the guest episodes we did were very good. So if this one sucks I'm sure the next will be fine. | ↓ |
| 69 | Ep. 42 - Will "Smith" Menaker | 03/09/2017 | Wide dick will joins us again to chat about star trek. What's that? This episode is late you say? Actually, it's not asshole. It's called time zones and maybe I'm on god damn vacation. | ↓ |
| 70 | Bonus 27 - Swole Mates | 03/13/2017 | March 13, 2017 Big E-Dub Evan Williams joins us to talk about strength and what it means to be huge and strong. Adam is the weakest one on the show.
I'm sure a lot of you are expecting me to address the twitter controversy. Excuse me but I'm retired from Twitter. I was banned for free speech, making me a hero. The matter was settled two weeks ago. Thanks. | ↓ |
| 71 | Ep. 43 - The REAL Original Cum Boys | 03/16/2017 | My blood brother Jake Flores joins us to talk about how Adam and Stav replaced him as my best friend after he decided to move to Bushwick to be cool and fuck bike girls | ↓ |
| 72 | Bonus 28 - Rob Haze | 03/20/2017 | March 19, 2017 Funny Moms killer alum Rob Haze joins us and I cant remember what we talked about but he had a hat that looked like adams and when he left i thought maybe he forgot his hat, but it was adams hat.
This is the last of the prerecorded episodes. The boys reunite this week. | ↓ |
| 73 | Ep. 44 - I Dunno Some Shit Title I Guess | 03/23/2017 | Its uh, an episode of the podcast. JP McDade is the guest. We talk for about an hour or some shit like that i think | ↓ |
| 74 | Bonus 29 - The Reunion Show | 03/27/2017 | March 27, 2017 You'd think we'd have a bunch to talk about after a month, but you'd be wrong. | ↓ |
| 75 | Ep. 45 - The Replacements | 03/30/2017 | Scrambling for time, I tap Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson to replace Stav and Adam for a very special edition of Cum Town West. Theyre both POCs and one is a woman, which PROVEs that I am the president of the DSA and beyond reproach. | ↓ |
| 76 | Bonus 30 - Race Cum | 04/03/2017 | April 2, 2017 A super special episode (stav's gone, Kurt Metzger takes his spot). Kurt also wants to release this as a race wars episode. | ↓ |
| 77 | Ep. 46 - Vacations? | 04/06/2017 | Andy Haynes joins us. I think he said something about going on vacation. | ↓ |
| 78 | Bonus 31 - The Last Shitty Episode | 04/10/2017 | April 10, 2017 folks this is the last shitty one. I promise. I've been on a job for the last 7 weeks and we've had to pre-record so many of these fucking things, but I go home friday and we can get back on a normal schedule.
big ups and kudos to anyone that didn't delete their subscription in the last two months, I certainly would have.
I will make it up to you somehow | ↓ |
| 79 | Ep. 47 - Foody For THought lol | 04/13/2017 | michael foody joins us lol. we talked to michael foody, hence the name of the episode. do u get it | ↓ |
| 80 | Bonus 32 - NYC Boys | 04/17/2017 | April 16, 2017 I'm back. They let me drive the train. I'm not allowed to talk about it.
I didn't upload the regular episode this week cause I couldn't figure out which one's I had already uploaded.
Anyhow, I'm back for a week and then I have to go back to Los Angeles for, at most, another month, (but, realistically if this WGA strike happens, only another week or so) and we're either gonna have to prerecord a bunch of episodes or go premium-only and figure out a skype thing for a bit.
I'll figure it out. I'm not stressed about it. I don't care that the show is being ruined by other opportunities. I'm fine. | ↓ |
| 81 | Ep. 48 - The Greatest Riff Of All Time | 04/20/2017 | Sorry to all the non-premium listeners that missed out on last weeks episode. I'm burned out and didn't want to upload the episode. I hope I die soon. Anyhow we're back in full force, with what might be the best riff we've ever done on the show, all the way at the end of this episode. Stay tuned. | ↓ |
| 82 | Bonus 33 - The Train Episode | 04/24/2017 | April 24, 2017 This is the one everyone has been waiting for. Recorded LIVE on a specially chartered Amtrak Ocean View Domeliner, this transcontinental podcast journey cost us over 50,000 dollars of your money that went directly into the pockets of a broken industry supported only by east coast drug mules and autistic enthusiasts. | ↓ |
| 83 | Ep. 49 - The Hidden Episode | 04/27/2017 | While looking through the SD card for this weeks episode I discovered a hidden gem - a prerecorded episode from weeks ago that i forgot about! I think i fell asleep during this one. | ↓ |
| 84 | Bonus 34 - Running Out of Episodes | 05/01/2017 | May 1, 2017 well i think if we don't strike tonight were fucked. there's one more episode pre recorded after this one. i just want to go home and do the podcast. if anyone knows a good real estate lawyer in los angeles hmu | ↓ |
| 85 | Ep. 50 - Diversity Town | 05/04/2017 | Cum Town West hosts Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson join me for a meandering conversation about television and amusement parks. I'm home in three weeks. Hang in there everyone. | ↓ |
| 86 | Bonus 35 - Wop Dago Guinnea | 05/08/2017 | May 8, 2017 Wop dago guinea mike recine joins up and gets grease all over the fucking microphone. spagehtti sauce everywhere. mama mia | ↓ |
| 87 | Ep. 51 - I want to go home | 05/11/2017 | Welp just another week and then I can go home folks. Just one more week. | ↓ |
| 88 | Bonus 36 - I Dunno | 05/15/2017 | May 15, 2017 Amber was on this one. I'm back in new york on friday. I've already written every episode of the web series. | ↓ |
| 89 | Ep. 52 - Lisa's Feet | 05/18/2017 | The last of the Cum Town West series. I go home tomorrow. It's over boys. We got through this. | ↓ |
| 90 | Bonus 37 - Adam's Whore Addiction | 05/22/2017 | May 22, 2017 we have an intervention for adam, who is addicted to whores
Tags: illegal prostitution, prostituion | ↓ |
| 91 | Ep. 53 - Adam's Fault | 05/27/2017 | We had to redo this one. It was adam's fault. If you like weekend episodes though, the premium episodes (patreon.com/cumtown) are always uploaded on the weekend, except for when i forget to upload them, or when I delete the episode by accident | ↓ |
| 92 | Bonus 38 - Springtime for Crypotfascists | 05/29/2017 | May 29, 2017 its a beautiful day, go enjoy it | ↓ |
| 93 | Ep. 54 - New Characters | 06/01/2017 | Were debuting some new characters we've been working on - Gay Guy, mexican guy who is trying to go to the bathroom bu he cant because his dick is too small, Doctor Retard. | ↓ |
| 94 | Bonus 39 - Real Time | 06/05/2017 | June 5, 2017 Bill Maher stole my bit | ↓ |
| 95 | Ep. 55 - Disclaimers | 06/08/2017 | Coming in hot off a big week in n-word news, I distance myself from n-word using culture. | ↓ |
| 96 | Bonus 40 - Stav's Toys | 06/12/2017 | June 12, 2017 We learn about Stav's depressing childhood, in which his family didn't have much, but at least he had teeth and hair back then.
I know I keep saying the web series is coming soon - and it is. THe problem this time is that I got fat in Los Angeles and we cant film until I'm beautiful again. Not out of vanity, it just wouldn't match thec haracter i play - myself - who is beautiful and everyone wants to love. | ↓ |
| 97 | Ep. 56 - The Resistance | 06/15/2017 | I guess some Bernie Bro shot up the mayors offiice or some shit so we talk about it, political style. | ↓ |
| 98 | Bonus 41 - tHere was an amber alert | 06/20/2017 | June 19, 2017 sorry the pisodes late there was an amber alert on my phone that came in and I was trying to solve it. sorry. anyhow here's the episode. i didnt find the girl by the way i think she got raped to death in that silver jetta | ↓ |
| 99 | Ep. 57 - My Wonder Woman Review | 06/23/2017 | I went to see the wonder woman movie with chapo. Theyre doing a review of the show. I did my own. Here's my take: it's gay. it gets three gays down. | ↓ |
| 100 | Ep. 58 - A Very Adam Christmas | 06/29/2017 | we find out adams gay once an for all | ↓ |
| 101 | Bonus 42 - Stav's Best Episode | 07/03/2017 | July 3, 2017 The lil guy got me pretty good on this one I gotta admit. Gotta give credit doe. | ↓ |
| 102 | Ep. 59 - Marmaduke | 07/06/2017 | Adam debut's his brand new bit, about the marmaduke comic, that definitely no one has said before. it's an original idea | ↓ |
| 103 | Bonus 43 - (Kissing Fingertips) | 07/10/2017 | July 10, 2017 Mike Recine returns after his failed trip to Italy. (His girlfriends passport got rejected at the airport, I'm assuming because of a disparity in the amount of black eyes on her face vs. the picture (because Mike is Italian, aka Il Racio Di Violencia Domesticcia)) | ↓ |
| 104 | Ep. 60 - The Letter Boys | 07/13/2017 | We get heavy into some alphabet shit on this one I think. I can't remember. Sorry, we're prerecording episodes again for this week until I'm back from my racist trip to San Diego for the Gender Binary Conference | ↓ |
| 105 | Bonus 44 - The Real Ass Podcast | 07/16/2017 | July 16, 2017 Zac Amico joins us for another episode of Cum Town, aka The Real Ass Podcast. This is the only podcast named that. Any Other podcasts with that name are fake. And possibly also gay.
Also thank you to everyone that emailed. I am going through all of them. I'll respond to everyone, I'm kind of overwhelmed with the response. It's times like this I wish I didn't have autism so I could experience things like gratitude. | ↓ |
| 106 | Ep. 61 - Business Places | 07/20/2017 | The boys name a couple of business that they remember going to but cant remember some of them. some of them went out of business. theres other stuff we mention i think. hechts was one of the places. i think there used to be a furniture store that had a name but i cant remember what the name of it was. | ↓ |
| 107 | Bonus 45 - Wounded Warrior | 07/24/2017 | July 23, 2017 I fucked up my damn hand so its hard for me to type a description. We talked for an hour | ↓ |
| 108 | Ep. 62 - Train Knowledge | 07/27/2017 | Ill tell you some shit them boys up in Albany don't want you to know | ↓ |
| 109 | Bonus 46 - Adam's Favorite Shows | 07/30/2017 | July 30, 2017 We really give it to him this time hoo boy | ↓ |
| 110 | Ep. 63 - Scaramucci News Episode | 08/03/2017 | we do an analysis of the new press officer Tony Scaramucci. usually we don't do the news on this show but this guy seems important so were gonna spend the hole episode talking about him because people are gonna want to know more about this guy. has anyone pointed out to me yet that hes italian. maybe you could be the first to do that | ↓ |
| 111 | Bonus 47 - Just Go Ahead And Unsubscribe For The Month | 08/07/2017 | August 6, 2017 Stav's decided to take an extended personal vacation so we're prerecording episodes in bulk again. Enjoy this gem from like two weeks ago I'm not sure if this is the one where i get mad about having to stack episodes up. that might be the next one. one of them i get mad on. | ↓ |
| 112 | Ep. 64 - Tier One | 08/10/2017 | Sofrep combat operators only. Do NOT steal my valor or i WILL be tactically forced to officially fuck you up | ↓ |
| 113 | Bonus 48 - i dunno some fuckin shit or somethin | 08/14/2017 | August 13, 2017 this is the last of the prerecorded episodes. i swear. were never doing this again. im going to fire stav or adam if they leave town again. i can just record three passes of the podcast and do all the voices myself | ↓ |
| 114 | Ep. 65 - Construction Boys | 08/17/2017 | *sniff* yeah was doin drywall all day didn't have time to upload the pdocast. if u got a problem with it you can meet me in the home deep lot nex to the empanada truck. im the guatamalan guy wearing the blue flame beanieand the skateboarding spiderman hoodie. | ↓ |
| 115 | Bonus 49 - adam's meal plan | 08/21/2017 | august 21, 2017 my man eating bugs | ↓ |
| 116 | Ep. 66 - Oopsadoozio | 08/24/2017 | I got so excited about stav being out of town I forgot to upload the episode. (in reality my comptuer did that "windows updating" shit where it decides you don't have any work to do for the next four hours and then windows comes back and it looks like the same old piece of shit windows it was before) | ↓ |
| 117 | Bonus 50 - Replaciadios | 08/28/2017 | august 28, 2017 Aribe aribe! Tu eslistenas de podcacisto de CoumToune - el mejor podcacisto para Ninos del poussie-guettorez y Los Masturbadios! Featurada comediejo Jake Flores - directos con su parque-lache de Home Depot (sunto-fecto de Tim Allen)! Enjoyechachasistos, hombres! | ↓ |
| 118 | Ep. 67 - Los Secundos Episada De Hake FLorjes | 08/31/2017 | Comedieja Jake Flores rejundo de ninos del Coume para un hora de chatasa abooto el meurto unfortunada de Rich Piana. Por que Rich muerta? Esta becasa he tengo steroids? No se. Esta becasa Rich viva la vida loca. | ↓ |
| 119 | Bonus 51 - Jake drinks a surge | 09/03/2017 | september 3, 2017 I made so many damn notes and they can't just follow them. | ↓ |
| 120 | Ep. 68 - Tech Savior | 09/07/2017 | I made the show good again via the power of technology. This is how were gonna bring steve jobs back. | ↓ |
| 121 | Ep. 69 - Valero Boss | 09/14/2017 | You probably thought we had something big planned for episode 69 but the truth is i think 69/420 jokes aren't funny and they annoy me. Sorry to derail the episode description there but it's true. It's not a good joke. also it would have been cool if it synced up with 9/11. sike it wouldn't have. 9/11 was a huge tragedy and a lot of guys with mustaches like mine died | ↓ |
| 122 | Bonus 52 - Stav's Changing His Name | 09/18/2017 | september 17, 2017 I'm going to figure out the paperwork this week since I'm the business man of the three, but we're officially starting the legal process to change Stav's name to Stavros VelHakias. Thank you to everyone for this. If we get to 50k I'm getting the mickey mouse dice tattoo. Actually I don't want to promise that I really don't want to have to get that tattoo for real. | ↓ |
| 123 | Ep. 70 - I Ate bad fish | 09/21/2017 | sorry i didn't upload this last night i think i ate fish that went bad and i had to lay down | ↓ |
| 124 | Bonus 53 - it was the iphone thing | 09/25/2017 | september 24, 2017 i think i wanted to talk about the iphones | ↓ |
| 125 | Ep. 71 - Bean reviews | 09/28/2017 | black beans pinto beans pink beans. who the fuck is eating pink beans am i right? why wouldnt you choose a cooler bean. this is a sneak peak at some of the new stand up ive been working on. | ↓ |
| 126 | Bonus 54 - Once Upon A Time In Brooklyn | 10/02/2017 | october 1, 2017 Mike recine rejoins us to scold stav for saying he fucked Mikes close personal friend (and fan of the podcast) scarlett johansen. im not looking up how to spell her name. if your reading this scarlett (and i know you are) maybe you should pick a better fucking name thats easier to spell? might help your "career" a bit more instead of having a stupid fucking name | ↓ |
| 127 | Ep. 72 - Cum Petty And The SHartbre-gay-kers haha | 10/05/2017 | damn i fucking nailed the episode name this week i dont even think a description is necessary | ↓ |
| 128 | Bonus 55 - trying a new thing where i dont charge the batteries for the recorder | 10/09/2017 | october 8, 2017 it didn't work | ↓ |
| 129 | Ep. 73 - Late Night Boys | 10/12/2017 | Another low energy night ep for those fans that enjoy it when we can't think of anything to talk about | ↓ |
| 130 | Bonus 56 - Apologies | 10/15/2017 | october 15, 2017 I know the sound was messed up on the last regular episode but I looked at everything and I couldn't figure out what happened. Somehow the preferences for Audition got reset in between last week and this one and in setting my workflow back up, when I match the track volumes for the three of us it silences stavs mic. So I just monitored it while we recorded this one and didn't fuck with it afterwards. This one should be fine but if its fucked up again let me know,especially if you know how to fix it. | ↓ |
| 131 | Ep. 74 - Happy Halloween | 10/19/2017 | Im going back to los angeles for the weekend. I missed it after all. | ↓ |
| 132 | Bonus 57 - Here's To Who's Left | 10/23/2017 | october 22, 2017 A big cum town thank you to everyone that didn't abandon ship this week. Don't believe the Stalinists, were good boys and we're here to make life better for everyone, especially marginalized voices (by that i mean tiny bug voices like adams) | ↓ |
| 133 | Ep. 75 - The Voice Of The Left | 10/25/2017 | This is waht it sounds like (retarded guy voice) duh im the left lol. i go poo poo and pee pee. lol | ↓ |
| 134 | Bonus 58 - The Gerby Gomo Super Episode | 10/30/2017 | october 30, 2017 We got two episodes in one here fellas. If you want to skip to the Gerby episode its at the 1:12:34 mark. | ↓ |
| 135 | Ep. 76 - How do you spell halowen | 11/02/2017 | halewen. how do you do it | ↓ |
| 136 | Bonus 59 - The REAL pizzagate | 11/06/2017 | november 6, 2017 It's gluten free, the sauce is peach compote, and they serve it at all-night brunch in every club in WeHo. | ↓ |
| 137 | Ep. 77 - God damn i swear i uploaded this | 11/10/2017 | I guess the form is fucked up and it just keeps refreshing? I dont know. anyhow there's more pedophile shit happening every day. we recorded this an hour before sheen raped haim and now we're behind another pedophile | ↓ |
| 138 | Bonus 60 - digging deepah | 11/13/2017 | november 13, 2017 they have a practice called a-nal feesting. where one man's hand is enserted into another man's hand - er rectum, and it is so painful they have to take drugs | ↓ |
| 139 | Ep. 78 - We couldn't get ian | 11/16/2017 | we were gonna have ian on to make fun of him but he was busy or something | ↓ |
| 140 | Bonus 61 - Dillon's Cheese Pizza Steakhouse | 11/20/2017 | november 20, 2017 The big cheese of conspiracy joins us. | ↓ |
| 141 | Bonus 62 - ive calmed down | 11/26/2017 | november 26, 2017 sorry about all the conspiracy theories lately folks. i lost a lot of hair and ive been sleepin gfor a week | ↓ |
| 142 | Ep. 79 - Bumbaclot | 11/30/2017 | rude boys | ↓ |
| 143 | Bonus 63 - Spot boy | 12/04/2017 | december 4, 2017 Sorry this is late. I'm a spot boy again. I'm at either the standing room in LIC or the stand (gramercy) pretty often now. I just hang out and get spots when I can so there's no fixed schedule, but both clubs are good and you should come.
TEXT POST december 6, 2017
You're Gonna Get An Email From Patreon | ↓ |
| 144 | Ep. 80 - Weight of the world | 12/07/2017 | From now on im only doing the show with my 140lb weight vest on, which I consider a battle treasure from my war with the post office, whomst refused to deliver it. | ↓ |
| 145 | Bonus 64 - Tango Down | 12/11/2017 | december 11, 2017 We celebrate the recent downfall of Bryan Singer: next up? Tom Skerritt. Cum town comes full circle. | ↓ |
| 146 | Ep. 81 - Marquis of Queensbury | 12/14/2017 | Patreon has reversed their decision to jack up prices on the customer end, in no small part due to my status as 1) tier one operator 2) financial maven. Cheers to everyone becoming rich off crypto this week. Please spend that money buying the premium episodes now that they're fairly priced again. | ↓ |
| 147 | Bonus 65 - Best kinda buffet | 12/18/2017 | december 18, 2017 We figure it out. thanks for being patient everyone. we have a special treat for you later today
VIDEO POST: december 19, 2017
The web series
We did it. It only took six months to shoot and edit.
PHOTO POST: december 22, 2017 "Lol" | ↓ |
| 148 | Ep. 82 - Im just one man | 12/21/2017 | i had to run uptown on business this morning and couldnt upload the episode on time. im sorry folks. one of these days ill be dead and the podcast wont upload at all. keep in mind that ill be dead soon. im going to die soon everyone | ↓ |
| 149 | Ep. 83 - Petey Dat Boi Part DeTwo | 12/28/2017 | Uptown cum boy petey deabreu fills in for stavros who got stuck in the fort mchenry tunnel after eating too much baklava | ↓ |
| 150 | Bonus 66 - real ass podcast | 12/31/2017 | december 31, 2017 here's another episode, this one is just luis explaining buffets for four hours | ↓ |
| 151 | Ep. 84 - Tube Town | 01/04/2018 | gettin your tube hogged down and off by a whores box | ↓ |
| 152 | Bonus 67 - Two Girls Up One Girl Down | 01/08/2018 | january 7, 2018 dasha and amber replace adam as the girl of the show | ↓ |
| 153 | Ep. 85 - fucking piece of shit computer | 01/12/2018 | its just fucked up idk. its not my fault. featuring ian fidance | ↓ |
| 154 | Bonus 68 - Ian's secrets | 01/15/2018 | january 14, 2018 ian asked me not to talk about his dad anymore so we talked about something else lol | ↓ |
| 155 | Ep. 86 - Go Back to Africa | 01/18/2018 | Brimming with confidence Adam can't wait to prove how essential he is to the show, with one of our funniest, highest energy shows to date. | ↓ |
| 156 | Bonus 69 - A failed experiment | 01/22/2018 | january 21, 2018 I thought gaming while doing the podcast would help but it didnt. I swore it did last time. I don't even like playing battlefield anymore | ↓ |
| 157 | Ep. 87 - Podcasting Gear from Marshalls | 01/25/2018 | Edited this one on a different computer it might soud fucked up | ↓ |
| 158 | Bonus 70 - Hello Newman | 01/28/2018 | The podcast should sound better now. I learned how to edit audio. If you say its bad you're banned from the show. | ↓ |
| 159 | Ep. 88 - Finally Real Boys | 01/31/2018 | Well we’re big dick terrotiroy now folks. I plugged the damn zoom into the laptop and we recorded thsi shit directly into logic. So who’s a “fucking retard” now? Not me, is what I mean. I mean I’m sure there’s someone out there that is. Theres nothing wr | ↓ |
| 160 | Bonus 71 - Super Bowl Hit Transplant | 02/04/2018 | Edit: I made it louder, stop complaining.
You'll notice I'm numbering the premium episodes now, starting with episode 69. This is part of a larger move to become more organized in my life. I'm getting into stationary these days. | ↓ |
| 161 | Ep. 89 - Tai Bo | 02/07/2018 | We doin kawate up in dis mofucka | ↓ |
| 162 | Bonus 72 - Fuck this new setup | 02/11/2018 | the computer deleted what might have been one of my best riffs on the show | ↓ |
| 163 | Ep. 90 - Bug Audio | 02/15/2018 | Last chance for the computer | ↓ |
| 164 | Ep. 91 - Cum Town Classic | 02/22/2018 | Well its the original boys and no guest. We had fun on this one folks. It’s kind of nice to just say dumb shit without someone interupting with a story about israel or getting a hand job from a chinese or whatever. | ↓ |
| 165 | Bonus 73 - Classic Premium | 02/26/2018 | Good time with the main home boy.
Folks discount codes are coming soon for the store if you're waiting for them. My game plan is this: I wanna make sure I have a decent amount of items on the store first (im working on a molestrios shirt) because the discount codes gotta be like a one time use thing (that's just how they work on Shopify, sorry). But they're coming. Thanks to whoever bought the backpack. | ↓ |
| 166 | Ep. 92 - Ruthless and Toothless | 03/01/2018 | Stav got his tooth removed lol. Adam is still gone. Soon this podcast is just going to be Norman Wilkerson sending you all links to Reason and telling you about his sons. | ↓ |
| 167 | Bonus 74 - No more input from the audio nerds | 03/04/2018 | I don't wanna hear shit about "eq" or your fuckin opinions about what needs to be limited im about to compress my dick into your eye socket if you give me "tips" on how to make the show sound the way you want it to and then I get 10 million people telling me to do the opposite thing. | ↓ |
| 168 | Ep. 93 - Look Who's Talking | 03/08/2018 | The boys are back together again but im mad about the weather. | ↓ |
| 169 | Bonus 75 - Year of the dragon | 03/12/2018 | Stav and I are going to start taking adult karate classes | ↓ |
| 170 | Ep. 94 - Museum boys | 03/15/2018 | We come up with ideas for new museums. | ↓ |
| 171 | Ep. 95 - Ideal Podcast Hours | 03/22/2018 | Tim Dillon Me and Stav for a power hour | ↓ |
| 172 | Bonus 76 - Im dying | 03/26/2018 | ive stage two hypertension and im losing an eye | ↓ |
| 173 | Ep. 96 - Dan Schneider Goes Down | 03/29/2018 | Didn’t really discuss this on the show but I consider it a personal win for me. | ↓ |
| 174 | Bonus 77 - Outlook Positive | 04/02/2018 | My 8 ball eye says ive got at least another 4 months. | ↓ |
| 175 | Ep. 97 - Another delay | 04/05/2018 | Sorry i accidentally ate a bunch of wax paper last night and had to sleep it off | ↓ |
| 176 | Bonus 78 - High Blood Pleasure | 04/09/2018 | Its from getting my dick hard you know what I'm saying lol | ↓ |
| 177 | Ep. 98 - Adam's birthday | 04/12/2018 | adam is 31 now lol | ↓ |
| 178 | Bonus 79 - Kelly's Heroes (its us) | 04/15/2018 | We let another divorced woman come on the show. | ↓ |
| 179 | Ep. 99 - Comb Town | 04/19/2018 | I got a haircut, i like it | ↓ |
| 180 | Bonus 80 - The Banana Boat | 04/23/2018 | wat do they do on that boat just eat bananas all day or what | ↓ |
| 181 | Ep. 100 - Damn | 04/26/2018 | lol theres been 100 episodes of this | ↓ |
| 182 | Bonus 81 - This Is The Bonus | 04/30/2018 | This is the bonus episode. There'll be another one tonight but its the shitty one from this week that we didn't release. | ↓ |
| 183 | Not Bonus 81 - This is not the bonus | 04/30/2018 | Just somethin extra for u fellas | ↓ |
| 184 | Ep. 101 - fuck shoutengine | 05/03/2018 | gotta switch podcast hosts | ↓ |
| 185 | Bonus 82 - Mad About You | 05/07/2018 | sometimes the riffs just get me man | ↓ |
| 186 | Ep. 102 - still mad abotu you | 05/10/2018 | theyre bringing it back and we can tbe more excited | ↓ |
| 187 | Bonus 83 - Swolepressions with Evan | 05/13/2018 | Evan williams returns to do voices | ↓ |
| 188 | Ep. 103 - easily the worst episode in awhile | 05/17/2018 | this one is really bad. it happens sometimes. maybe its the rain | ↓ |
| 189 | Bonus 84 - Trains can't stop me | 05/21/2018 | I'm back heres the episode hot off the presses. | ↓ |
| 190 | Ep. 104 - Madcucks explained | 05/24/2018 | Asterios Kokinos joins us to explain the biggest internet lawsuit of all time. | ↓ |
| 191 | Bonus 85 - the praxis of not fucking | 05/28/2018 | why dont you prax my ass | ↓ |
| 192 | Ep. 105 - Writers room | 05/31/2018 | I show yall how tv writers work | ↓ |
| 193 | Bonus 86 - should I do twitch | 06/04/2018 | should I do it | ↓ |
| 194 | Ep. 106 - Will Shitz His Pants | 06/07/2018 | why dont you cross your lips on this word right here bitch | ↓ |
| 195 | Bonus 87 - its a soduku this time | 06/11/2018 | sudooku. sodoko. different kinds of puzzles while doing the podcast. this is the future of the show
with special guests Luis Gomez and some girl from bebo | ↓ |
| 196 | Ep. 107 - Rubiks tube | 06/14/2018 | can you solve my dick? | ↓ |
| 197 | Bonus 88 - were trying a new thing now | 06/17/2018 | where the episode goes up earlier so people stop complaining, and its longer, but theres zero jokes and I don't want to do the show anymore | ↓ |
| 198 | Ep. 108 - Sorry | 06/21/2018 | sorry i slipped real bad and fucked up the sd card so we had to redo the episode. this one isnt as good as the other one we did please take my word for it | ↓ |
| 199 | Bonus 89 - ethics | 06/25/2018 | exploring some deeply ass philosophical ass questions | ↓ |
| 200 | Ep. 109 - Maggets and Terds | 06/28/2018 | DO u know the DIFFERENCE between a freakin PODCAST and a PODCAST AND UPLOADS? n stuff. maybe you should learn before you talk im sure your wife did wen i had sax with her twat freakin 162 times nstuff. happy back surgery day | ↓ |
| 201 | Bonus 90 - guyerside chats | 06/30/2018 | and its just for guys, and its franklin fellano brosevelt | ↓ |
| 202 | Ep. 110 - Punishment | 07/07/2018 | You brought this on yourselves | ↓ |
| 203 | Bonus 91 - Sizemore? Size less | 07/09/2018 | I couldn't find all the stuff on CDAN that everyone was wanting me to have a fit about | ↓ |
| 204 | Ep. 111 - The forbidden zone | 07/12/2018 | its my ass hole, dont touch it or look at it | ↓ |
| 205 | Bonus 92 - more on my colossus plans | 07/16/2018 | I really get into this colossus idea im hung up on | ↓ |
| 206 | Ep. 112 - Guilty conscience | 07/19/2018 | i’ve never been more disappointed in the fanbase than i am this week. you really didn’t need to bully those poor sp men | ↓ |
| 207 | Bonus 93 - im not diddy kong | 07/22/2018 | bitch | ↓ |
| 208 | Ep. 113 - on this one | 07/26/2018 | we call someone gay i think | ↓ |
| 209 | Bonus 94 - here ya go | 07/30/2018 | you can stop being mad at me now | ↓ |
| 210 | Ep. 114 - back to normal | 08/02/2018 | well i cured myself without a doctor, once again | ↓ |
| 211 | Bonus 95 - metal health | 08/06/2018 | up yours children | ↓ |
| 212 | Ep. 115 - dont remember | 08/09/2018 | i dont remember this episode or what happened. im still brain gay. we did one with soder today tho for the premium feed that i had a lot of fun doing so just wait for that instead probably. also i now firmly believe the world is secretly controlled by ho | ↓ |
| 213 | Bonus 96 - soder sode | 08/12/2018 | dan came through and adam and stav have to share a mic now | ↓ |
| 214 | Ep. 116 - Live show | 08/15/2018 | from ottobar | ↓ |
| 215 | Bonus 97 - Mama mia | 08/20/2018 | had a good ass sandwich before this one hit me about an hour in | ↓ |
| 216 | Ep. 117 - Gasia Sargento | 08/23/2018 | And she gets that cheesy ass boipussy | ↓ |
| 217 | Bonus 98 - A heartfelt good job to the PRRS | 08/27/2018 | I know I said on this one that I was worried about him but im genuinely very proud of my dear friend luis. | ↓ |
| 218 | Ep. 118 - Louis SeemsGay | 08/30/2018 | Looks like the boys are back in town lol | ↓ |
| 219 | Bonus 99 - horni for mcane | 09/03/2018 | rip to a real hero | ↓ |
| 220 | Ep. 119 - Brendan Gayer | 09/06/2018 | brendan eyre (a white man who is good at stand up) joins us and we figure out his name. I think its pronounced like Gayer. he also has a podcast with two guys i also think should be making more money | ↓ |
| 221 | Bonus 100 - Turd Reynolds | 09/10/2018 | rip to the cop and a half guy that I borught up right before he died, proving once again that im a crypto genius | ↓ |
| 222 | Ep. 120 - R2-MeToo | 09/13/2018 | we didn’t make the r2 me too joke on the show i just thought of it now while naming the episode and damn do i wanna riff that shit out | ↓ |
| 223 | Bonus 101 - did you say post more live shows? | 09/17/2018 | september 16, 2018 lol its the live show from boston everyone! | ↓ |
| 224 | Bonus 102 - Knights of Faith | 09/17/2018 | heres the real premium episode for the faithful that didn't fill your diaper and delete your sub because we posted a live show | ↓ |
| 225 | Ep. 121 - Stone Cold | 09/19/2018 | we recorded this before the sesame street drama. once again ive willed controversy into existence. featuring greg stone | ↓ |
| 226 | Bonus 103 - I sell gay sex and gay sex accessories | 09/24/2018 | gay hank hill is good for me | ↓ |
| 227 | Ep. 122 - The sopranos | 09/27/2018 | the episode is late because im getting back into the sopranos and didn’t have time to upload it before i finished the first season again today. i like the show because tony is a mental health guy like me. cum town will also cut to black at some point. | ↓ |
| 228 | Bonus 104 - should i grow mutton chops | 10/01/2018 | I feel like enough guys arent doing it now that it would be sick if I had them | ↓ |
| 229 | Ep. 123 - its fall now boy | 10/04/2018 | i tell you ass what | ↓ |
| 230 | Bonus 105 - Movie guessers | 10/08/2018 | this was a fun one | ↓ |
| 231 | Ep. 124 - D'Jia Jones | 10/11/2018 | good afternoon you’ve reached the desk of D’Jia Nasdaq-Jones I’m not available right now please leave a message | ↓ |
| 232 | Bonus 106 - domo me offogato | 10/15/2018 | here we go boys. I dont know how to get rid of jet lag. I may die | ↓ |
| 233 | Ep. 125 - Tokyo Drift | 10/18/2018 | tell me if u know, how they suck dick in tokyo | ↓ |
| 234 | Bonus 107 - Last exit to tokyo | 10/21/2018 | and its a book about adam overdosing on cum in the anime district | ↓ |
| 235 | Ep. 126 - m'gay mate | 10/24/2018 | how to speak australian | ↓ |
| 236 | Ep. 127 - classico podacata | 11/01/2018 | se episada de bublios de cuma originalli. prego abrodonzzia mi penes et mi balls | ↓ |
| 237 | Bonus 108 - get head getheadtion | 11/05/2018 | starring john mars... gay | ↓ |
| 238 | Ep. 128 - Can You Smell | 11/08/2018 | whats in my ass | ↓ |
| 239 | Bonus 109 - my penis or tony blankleys | 11/12/2018 | pat buchanon, fifteen seconds | ↓ |
| 240 | Ep. 129 - bad boys 2 | 11/15/2018 | lost in new york | ↓ |
| 241 | Bonus 110 - how bout I fuckin camp where I want | 11/19/2018 | join me on the frontier | ↓ |
| 242 | Ep. 130 - god's country, ma'am | 11/22/2018 | holding my cowboy hat to my chest as i eat a strange womans VUHgina | ↓ |
| 243 | Bonus 111 - Thanks gianving | 11/25/2018 | thanksgayianving, thanks-gay-ian-vi-ing. there it is | ↓ |
| 244 | Ep. 131 - ho canada | 11/29/2018 | bonnie mcfarlane comes on and says a bunch of really racist stuff about immigrants and we set her straight | ↓ |
| 245 | Bonus 112 - the red dead mega episode | 11/30/2018 | we take a deep dive into the new red dead redemption to see how long itll take before I dont have to do the show anymore
I guess scheduled posts arent workign so im uploading it now rather than risking a massive temper tantrum tomorrow | ↓ |
| 246 | Ep. 132 - Red Dead is cancelled | 12/06/2018 | its over folks ive made all the clothes | ↓ |
| 247 | Bonus 113 - michael jordan peterson | 12/10/2018 | how about that. has anyone thought of that | ↓ |
| 248 | Ep. 133 - grandma's boy | 12/13/2018 | dam that movie was funny as hell lol | ↓ |
| 249 | Bonus 114 - Podacata anteclassica | 12/17/2018 | Bienvenina a coom tones. Illa podacata de perros cominara; ragazzi suprema. Illa grasso una entre tundio I cleveland prego illa ragazzi de slendari chatori punta cuma | ↓ |
| 250 | Ep. 134 - Sargon My Dick | 12/20/2018 | Sarg it please | ↓ |
| 251 | Bonus 115 - gay christmas | 12/24/2018 | with tim "gay" dillon | ↓ |
| 252 | Ep. 135 - Sopranos again | 12/27/2018 | this is the only show that makes me feel anything | ↓ |
| 253 | Bonus 116 - dog watcher | 12/31/2018 | the epsiode is late because I had to watch adams dog. its his fault | ↓ |
| 254 | Ep. 136 - My big fat ass huge ass life | 01/03/2019 | im getting back into reality tv | ↓ |
| 255 | Bonus 117 - Can Jamel what the rock is cooking | 01/06/2019 | jamel johnson everyone | ↓ |
| 256 | Ep. 137 - Dexters Gender Labratory | 01/10/2019 | an african guy who loves popeyes chicken but he pronounces it “poop ass chicken” | ↓ |
| 257 | Bonus 118 - Coin Star of David | 01/14/2019 | jamel johnson everyone | ↓ |
| 258 | Ep. 138 - Cool Adam | 01/17/2019 | hey guys cool adam here with some cool things to say | ↓ |
| 259 | Bonus 119 - instead of covcath | 01/21/2019 | covfefe lol | ↓ |
| 260 | Ep. 139 - deaf jam | 01/23/2019 | brendan eyre joins us again. listen to the rad dude podcast: https://www.patreon.com/raddudecast | ↓ |
| 261 | Bonus 120 - so I just cant eat spicy food anymore | 01/28/2019 | I guess im old enough now that even a single jalepeno turns into an ordeal when I have to shit | ↓ |
| 262 | Ep. 140 - fake news | 01/30/2019 | im doing fake news now | ↓ |
| 263 | Bonus 121 - greetings from the subreddit | 02/04/2019 | this proves it boys. im back to posting. ive never felt better | ↓ |
| 264 | Ep. 141 - Na Trioblóidí | 02/07/2019 | stavs back baby. baby back ribs. bbq sauce | ↓ |
| 265 | Bonus 122 - birthday boy | 02/11/2019 | everyone wish stav a happy birthday | ↓ |
| 266 | Ep. 142 - Chelsea Clinton RACIST | 02/14/2019 | chelsea clinton EXPOSED for being anti jewish anti semite, wants to kill all jews. chelsea PROMISES new holocaust if hillary elected | ↓ |
| 267 | Bonus 123 - rip ernest | 02/18/2019 | lil man rode the lightning | ↓ |
| 268 | Ep. 143 - Empire | 02/21/2019 | I cant keep track of which episode is which. I’m sure i spent the whole episode talking about jussie again | ↓ |
| 269 | Bonus 123 - a jussie blast from the past | 02/25/2019 | well we recorded this one a week ago, so its like opening a time capsule to see if I was right, or just very very racist | ↓ |
| 270 | Ep. 144 - my girl | 02/28/2019 | the movie My Girl, but its a young macauley caulkin and hes talking like an old black guy, saying shit like “my girl? yeah my girl she got that fat pussy nshit, lookin like it be stung by some fuckin bees nshit” | ↓ |
| 271 | Bonus 124 - Queefing Neverland | 03/04/2019 | The earth-shattering documentary about latoya jacksons pussy farts | ↓ |
| 272 | Ep. 145 - Cum Town with Gene DiNapoli (adam did the levels) | 03/06/2019 | MACK WELDON PROMO CODE: CUMTOWN20Gene DiNapoli, owner of Gene DiNapoli’s Central Stage Showroom And Event Venue in Yonkers, NY joins us to discuss Elvis, the Sopranos, and the nature of the beast (showbusiness). Also featuring bam margera and his friend. | ↓ |
| 273 | Bonus 125 - Bam Recap (Part one) | 03/11/2019 | An emergency sesh (part 2 was recorded earlier this week) | ↓ |
| 274 | Bonus 125 - Bam Precap (part 2) | 03/11/2019 | the second part | ↓ |
| 275 | Ep. 146 - Did we kill bam | 03/14/2019 | Or did bam kill us? | ↓ |
| 276 | Bonus 126 - how about a second responder | 03/18/2019 | and he sees 9/11 happening and hes like "you guys got this? im gonna chill here" how bout it | ↓ |
| 277 | Ep. 147 - rest in power | 03/21/2019 | RIP to a real one | ↓ |
| 278 | Bonus 127 - my peanus hoits | 03/24/2019 | im mad becawse my peanus hoits | ↓ |
| 279 | Ep. 148 - Jussie Mueller Extravaganza | 03/28/2019 | wow im pissed and racist | ↓ |
| 280 | Bonus 129 - gaming adam | 04/01/2019 | hes being fixed | ↓ |
| 281 | Ep. 149 - the spy museum | 04/04/2019 | its a ripoff but there are a couple of cool things there | ↓ |
| 282 | Bonus 130 - new teeth | 04/06/2019 | I had my gums removed so they can clean all of the shit and cum out of my teeth | ↓ |
| 283 | Ep. 150 - sick day | 04/11/2019 | im sick everyone feel bad for me | ↓ |
| 284 | Bonus 131- Still damn sick | 04/15/2019 | I gotta start washing my hands | ↓ |
| 285 | Ep. 151 - Pussy for lobster | 04/17/2019 | rip to the church | ↓ |
| 286 | Bonus 132 - more like sry lanka | 04/22/2019 | for real tho rip | ↓ |
| 287 | Ep. 152 - Early Turd Special | 04/24/2019 | too early for sleepy adam | ↓ |
| 288 | Bonus 133 - the mueller report lol | 04/29/2019 | robert mueller lol | ↓ |
| 289 | Ep. 153 - m4a legislatoin NOW | 05/02/2019 | stav is in the hospital and my back hurts and im sleepy because we dont have universal healthcare | ↓ |
| 290 | Bonus 134 - happy fuckin mouth surgery day | 05/05/2019 | stavs got new bones | ↓ |
| 291 | Ep. 154 - I cant wait to die | 05/09/2019 | i got to the part where arthur dies. i want to die like that. cool cough disease, huge beard, everyone telling me im a good guy even though im not | ↓ |
| 292 | Bonus 135 - mommas boys | 05/13/2019 | I hope you all spent time with your moms instead of wondering where the premium is. thats why its late by the way, I was teaching you a lesson, and its not because I forgot it was sunday | ↓ |
| 293 | Ep. 155 - The Don Simpsons | 05/16/2019 | RIP to the king of all kings, don simpson. this is not the anniversary of his death and its not related to anything else i just remembered him | ↓ |
| 294 | Bonus 136 - John Vick | 05/20/2019 | I lowe to vawe my gun at people who kick my dog | ↓ |
| 295 | Ep. 156 - Racist Elmo | 05/23/2019 | Also featuring characters: indian picard, and chinese maury. copyright cum town | ↓ |
| 296 | Bonus 137 - Honey I Sunked THe kids | 05/26/2019 | oopsie daisy | ↓ |
| 297 | Ep. 157 - Arthur | 05/29/2019 | im gonna go real crazy getting mad about a show for babies. start talking about western culture. im gonna piss my pants and have to wear diapers. im gonna make sure the diapers are racist | ↓ |
| 298 | Bonus 138 - summer of jamel | 06/03/2019 | jamel's in town so he stopped by to also call adam gay | ↓ |
| 299 | Ep. 158 - Forget it jake | 06/06/2019 | its vaginatown | ↓ |
| 300 | Bonus 139 - making sausage | 06/09/2019 | this isnt the premium for this week, we were gonna delete this episode but people complain about that, so here's what an episode we don't want to release sounds like | ↓ |
| 301 | Bonus 140 - off to canada | 06/09/2019 | well boys see ya later | ↓ |
| 302 | Ep. 159 - Matt and Shane | 06/13/2019 | This is a different podcast now | ↓ |
| 303 | Ep. 160 - Dover Delaware Live (1/17/2016) | 06/20/2019 | Our first live show from back in the day, this was before stav was on the podcast and it was just me and and two girls who talk about sex | ↓ |
| 304 | Ep. 161 - Too Much Canada | 06/28/2019 | Almost back on track here folks | ↓ |
| 305 | Bonus 141 - The Last Bad Episode | 07/01/2019 | sorry folks. we will be back to normal after this one I promise. | ↓ |
| 306 | Ep. 162 - Almost | 07/04/2019 | Just a little bit longer | ↓ |
| 307 | Bonus 142 - Epstein | 07/08/2019 | Adam has mysteriously vanished | ↓ |
| 308 | Ep. 163 - And there it is | 07/11/2019 | it is all being revealed. and crypto has returned. and soon we will all walk together into the light | ↓ |
| 309 | Bonus 143 - Cheeseburger In Service of The LORD | 07/14/2019 | oh you know ive been googling | ↓ |
| 310 | Ep. 164 - In Your Eyes | 07/17/2019 | man is destroyed, man is set free, man is reborn | ↓ |
| 311 | Bonus 144 - Shirt me off | 07/22/2019 | Feeling good being a shirt boy. It's not about escaping the gamestop friends, its about OWNING the game stop | ↓ |
| 312 | Ep. 165 - Epstein murdered | 07/25/2019 | Case closed | ↓ |
| 313 | Bonus 145 - Killary Jailinton | 07/29/2019 | lock her up 2020 | ↓ |
| 314 | Ep. 166 - Medicare for Balls | 07/31/2019 | And its free bluechew for everyone | ↓ |
| 315 | Bonus 146 - )downs voice( rock and roll | 08/04/2019 | and hes doing a thumbs up | ↓ |
| 316 | Ep. 167 - Two Shootings?!? | 08/08/2019 | What is it, gun christmas?? | ↓ |
| 317 | Bonus 147 - Don't Get Excited | 08/12/2019 | We recorded this before the news broke (that Adam had gay sex with some guy) | ↓ |
| 318 | Ep. 168 - Scumbag Vinny | 08/14/2019 | Scumbag Vinny returns for his redemption arc | ↓ |
| 319 | Bonus 148 - What kind of audio interface | 08/19/2019 | Should we replace the zoom with? I'd like to make some kind of coffee table with an integrated audio interface and mics and shit so im looking for something thats rack mountable. | ↓ |
| 320 | Ep. 169 - Big Bitch | 08/22/2019 | Can you tell me how to get, how to get to big bitch street | ↓ |
| 321 | Bonus 149 - Jizzo | 08/26/2019 | and im a big fat guy that got fat from drinking cum and everyones soo proud of how big fat and beuatiful my fat body is | ↓ |
| 322 | Ep. 170 - Carmen San Diego | 08/29/2019 | We’re seeing adam off to the airport, so he can go to san diego to dress up like that girl from the video game. | ↓ |
| 323 | Bonus 150 - Everyone keeps asking me if I'm gay | 09/01/2019 | And I'm thinking Yeah, I'm gay | ↓ |
| 324 | Ep. 171 - Kevin Sorhol | 09/05/2019 | Stars as … wait for it… Gay Hercules | ↓ |
| 325 | Bonus 151 - Pokemon Shield | 09/09/2019 | and its a game where you keep bringing up your friend thats a pokemon so you can make racist jokes about pokemon | ↓ |
| 326 | Ep. 172 - Dark Alliance | 09/11/2019 | With stav gone and all of my fat friends in the hospital, we attempt a dangerous formula | ↓ |
| 327 | Bonus 152 - gender assignment gun | 09/15/2019 | it's got a scope on it and I fire it from the bathroom, gendering anything in its path | ↓ |
| 328 | Ep. 173- CHang Gilis | 09/19/2019 | HEY EVERY BADDY MEET OUR NEW HOST, CHANG GILIS | ↓ |
| 329 | Bonus 153 - back from grease | 09/23/2019 | stavs back from the degreasing clinic | ↓ |
| 330 | Ep. 174 - spinabifadiche | 09/26/2019 | my back hurts so god damn bad | ↓ |
| 331 | Bonus 154 - time to die | 09/30/2019 | taking mr vel halkias to the patch very soon boys. very soon in deed. | ↓ |
| 332 | Ep. 175 - epardy | 10/03/2019 | i aint answerin no questions | ↓ |
| 333 | Bonus 155 - deadass | 10/06/2019 | yolo smh fam | ↓ |
| 334 | Ep. 176 - da joka baby | 10/09/2019 | im da joka baby | ↓ |
| 335 | Bonus 156 - patched and ratched | 10/14/2019 | and tomorrow he gets a tooth | ↓ |
| 336 | Ep. 177 - squash me up | 10/17/2019 | Gimme that squash boi | ↓ |
| 337 | Bonus 157 - adam watches barney | 10/21/2019 | dont let him tell you otherwise | ↓ |
| 338 | Ep. 178 - Hillary 2020 baby | 10/24/2019 | lets make it happen | ↓ |
| 339 | Bonus 158 - Duty Calls | 10/28/2019 | Expect late episodes from here on out boys. Modern Warfare is back. | ↓ |
| 340 | Ep. 179 - Strike Ass! | 10/31/2019 | Goodbye to baseball, hello to becoming fat | ↓ |
| 341 | Bonus 159 - congrats to the naturals | 11/03/2019 | has anyone made this joke yet. saying that the team is a big juicy pair | ↓ |
| 342 | Ep. 180 - all cylinders | 11/07/2019 | everyone feels bad. everyone riffs hard | ↓ |
| 343 | Bonus 160 - what is this modern whore fair | 11/11/2019 | theres girls in here get the fuck outta hear | ↓ |
| 344 | Ep. 181 - The Joker Laureate of the Dirtbag Left | 11/14/2019 | its me | ↓ |
| 345 | Bonus 161 - Talk To My Ass - Steven Seagal | 11/17/2019 | The only song that doesnt need a parody | ↓ |
| 346 | Ep. 182 - A friend of ours | 11/21/2019 | Former truck boy Dylan Shelton joins us to discuss his independent film “Coons!,” which he had to change the name of, and i forgot what they changed the name to. Check out the movie, available wherever he says it is in the episode because I can’t remembe | ↓ |
| 347 | Bonus 162 - Vore v Futanari | 11/25/2019 | and its about the hentai wars in the 1960s | ↓ |
| 348 | Ep. 183 - pilgrims and indians | 11/28/2019 | happy thanksgiving everyone | ↓ |
| 349 | Bonus 163 - refugees welcome | 12/02/2019 | Well after 3 years with our beloved zoom H5, its finally done. Thing wont stay on. Replacing it this week. Sorry for the short ep the shit kept cutting out. | ↓ |
| 350 | Ep. 184 - new gear | 12/04/2019 | we heard your complaints, and we ignored them | ↓ |
| 351 | Bonus 164 - still learning | 12/09/2019 | lost 15 good minutes because im new to the buttons | ↓ |
| 352 | Ep. 185 - It's the 90s Jerry | 12/12/2019 | loving the gear | ↓ |
| 353 | Bonus 165 - Imagine the possibilities | 12/16/2019 | It's time to start blowing a bunch of money on different types of audio gear. | ↓ |
| 354 | Ep. 186 - Give me one reason to stay here | 12/19/2019 | and ill suck you right off | ↓ |
| 355 | Bonus 166 - bonjour | 12/23/2019 | je mappelle pierre souqmeouffe | ↓ |
| 356 | Ep. 187 - Putting the Chris back in Christmas | 12/26/2019 | ladies and gentlemen, Chris Rock | ↓ |
| 357 | Bonus 167 - drama | 12/30/2019 | will not be addressed, this was recorded on thursday. | ↓ |
| 358 | Ep. 188 - Hindsight | 01/02/2020 | Is 2020. Damn that feels bad ass to asy | ↓ |
| 359 | Bonus 168 - People of iran | 01/06/2020 | we have disrespected your flag, your country. 52% of us humbly apologize to both you and harvey weinstein | ↓ |
| 360 | Ep. 189 - Therapy for the chinese soul | 01/08/2020 | Alright brother hell yea | ↓ |
| 361 | Bonus 169 - beautiful weather | 01/12/2020 | enjoy it friends. dont listen to this one | ↓ |
| 362 | Ep. 190 - Lyin Liz | 01/16/2020 | Pocacuntas morelike boys am i RIGHT?? | ↓ |
| 363 | Bonus 170 - vacation adam | 01/20/2020 | so long, farewell, auf wedi weider whatever | ↓ |
| 364 | Ep. 191 - Too old | 01/23/2020 | even the classico cant get it poppin like the old days | ↓ |
| 365 | Bonus 171 - Bleep Texas | 01/27/2020 | its felix everyone | ↓ |
| 366 | Ep. 192 - Phased | 01/30/2020 | someone said its a phase problem. dunno what that means or how to fix it | ↓ |
| 367 | Bonus 172 - halftime | 02/03/2020 | I feel like they could swap out shakira with someone else and no one would notice. like an andrew w k thing | ↓ |
| 368 | Ep. 193 - Iow...what? | 02/05/2020 | Mayor pete acting more like mayor… bleep? more on cum town | ↓ |
| 369 | Bonus 173 - (to the tune of my sharona) | 02/10/2020 | im coronad | ↓ |
| 370 | Ep. 194 - Amy Klobequiet | 02/13/2020 | push the bitches out hte way here come the boys | ↓ |
| 371 | Bonus 174 - rip to stav | 02/16/2020 | february 16, 2020
don ttell anyone but he died | ↓ |
| 372 | Ep. 195 - Coomberg | 02/20/2020 | february 20, 2020
remember when people said coom?
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bloomberg | ↓ |
| 373 | Bonus 175 - LensCrafters | 02/24/2020 | february 23, 2020
creole style eye wear fuh yuh | ↓ |
| 374 | Ep. 196 - Fash Wednesday | 02/26/2020 | february 26, 2020
Shout out to all of our Nazi friends that will have to suffer through us demanding that everyone vote for Bernie for the next couple of months. Appreciate yall. Know that if you ever change your mind and vote for healthcare you can certainly use slurs in my DMs, maybe even take a lil "lol" home with ya. dudes rock.
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| 375 | Bonus 176 - Woodrow Wilson | 03/01/2020 | march 1, 2020
what are you liek, a huge woodrow wilson fan lol | ↓ |
| 376 | Ep. 197 - Jerkules | 03/05/2020 | march 5, 2020
Ey im freakin strong over here pal | ↓ |
| 377 | Bonus 177 - Mickey Macaroni | 03/08/2020 | march 8, 2020
Ey im tha mayor | ↓ |
| 378 | Ep. 198 - Losing Track | 03/12/2020 | march 12, 2020
Definitely a possibility ive already uploaded this episode Ive got all the files mixed up now | ↓ |
| 379 | Bonus 178 - my corona | 03/16/2020 | march 15, 2020
badda da da duh dah duh dah duh duh da | ↓ |
| 380 | Ep. 199 - Lockdown Raw | 03/19/2020 | march 19, 2020
Lawd he done be raping people in quarantine. So this was supposed to be the Charlie Rose episode but I guess that file got corrupted somehow and is gone. This was supposed to be the premium and now you'll never ever know about the charlie rose episode, which was actually, very good. | ↓ |
| 381 | Bonus 179 - Charlie Rona | 03/22/2020 | march 22, 2020
who would have thought wed make it this far? | ↓ |
| 382 | Ep. 200 - Serendipity | 03/25/2020 | march 25, 2020
video version: https://youtu.be/OrNdigoYVK0
Really didn't have anything special planned, but this is the first one were doing remote. In a little bit ill upload the video to Youtube. Soon we can figure out how to just stream these live, maybe next week. | ↓ |
| 383 | Bonus 180 - ConspiRICEy | 03/30/2020 | march 29, 2020
video episode: https://youtu.be/-L0to-jpe7M
🤗 | ↓ |
| 384 | Ep. 201 - Oohs cawk mate? | 04/02/2020 | april 2, 2020
video: https://youtu.be/lirrCtN1Jbc
OOOOOhs cawk issset then yeah?? | ↓ |
| 385 | Bonus 181 - bread cross | 04/06/2020 | april 5, 2020
video ep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhKAswlSUlI&feature=youtu.be | ↓ |
| 386 | Ep. 202 - Joris Bohnson | 04/09/2020 | april 8, 2020
video ep: https://youtu.be/Ka33ZrPkkZc
Adam insists on using a girl computer so he lost his audio for the first part of this. You can watch the recording of the livestream on the patreon now, should have it up on youtube in a couple days when the video guy can put it all together. | ↓ |
| 387 | Bonus 182 - solving corona | 04/14/2020 | april 12, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GQqYalV4bA&feature=share
go ahead. get in my dms. call me gay. I dont care. I dont even CARE dog. I will be vindicated on this one. | ↓ |
| 388 | Ep. 203 - Werewolves of London | 04/16/2020 | april 15, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcBcX8Ugu2Y&feature=youtu.be
Still furious about my keys | ↓ |
| 389 | Bonus 183 - Freaks and Greeks | 04/20/2020 | april 19, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9TyJKxoZ8o
Happy greek easter everyone | ↓ |
| 390 | Ep. 204 - DLC | 04/23/2020 | april 22, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sSY_-E8VPk
We got some new content | ↓ |
| 391 | Bonus 184 - cUM Place Pod cast radio today | 04/27/2020 | april 26, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWycaTyLi7A
please make sure DOWNLOAD fiдуle to your computer and double click to open it. the file on the website is too large to play so if you down load it to нщгк computer and make sure OPEN file no matter what | ↓ |
| 392 | Ep. 205 - Youtube Live | 04/30/2020 | april 29, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=_CNz7PNcAj8&feature=emb_logo
I dont even know what to say | ↓ |
| 393 | Bonus 185 - Cum Town Premium 5/3/2020 | 05/04/2020 | may 3, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYiEPOYsNFc | ↓ |
| 394 | Ep. 206 - John Slick | 05/07/2020 | may 6, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34lOYu-8T9o
I can't keep up with these descriptions. Adam lost his audio again. | ↓ |
| 395 | Bonus 186 - Cum Town Premium 5/10/2020 | 05/11/2020 | may 10, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cFJLq9VxHQ
Happy mothers day to every mom out there going through HRT | ↓ |
| 396 | Ep. 207 - Piss of Penus | 05/14/2020 | march 13, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut2r5j3IY3E&feature=emb_logo
Pliss give me piss of pinus
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doing
ya | ↓ |
| 397 | Bonus 187 - Cum Town Premium 5/17/2020 | 05/18/2020 | may 17, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eomH5_qPfcc
It's britney bitch | ↓ |
| 398 | Ep. 208 - This Is Your Captain Speaking | 05/21/2020 | may 20, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZzVytjoJVc
what do ya think ends first, quarantine, or the podcast? | ↓ |
| 399 | Bonus 188 - Cum Town Premium 5/24/2020 | 05/25/2020 | may 24, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmffh6CJJ28
yup | ↓ |
| 400 | Ep. 209 - Summer Pussy | 05/28/2020 | may 27, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjc00ZTpLwQ
dueling soundboards? yeah, its summer alirhgt | ↓ |
| 401 | Bonus 189 - Dudes Persist | 06/01/2020 | may 31, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FM9_Foqklo
Laughing at the idea of someone trying to prevent their store from being looted by putting a big sign outside that says "JEWISH OWNED BUSINESS. WE EMPLOY MINORITIES" | ↓ |
| 402 | Ep. 210 - Regis and Kathy | 06/04/2020 | june 3, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjpSV_XKU2A
Folks good morning | ↓ |
| 403 | Bonus 190 - Cum Town Premium 6/7/2020 | 06/08/2020 | june 7, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELiWqGAGTbA
I ate too much fish sauce | ↓ |
| 404 | Ep. 211 - Welcome Back | 06/11/2020 | june 10, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDykRzZkpNA
The return of Adam Bender!
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| 405 | Bonus 191 - Fuck Zoom | 06/15/2020 | june 14, 2020
Well this is the best we can do for today. Gonna try to figure out some kind of camera set up between now and monday. | ↓ |
| 406 | Ep. 212 - Handing It Off | 06/18/2020 | june 17, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOFj67MJ_rU
Was gonna go take a break from the show this week but ended up fucking up my hand real bad but the did the episode without me anyways. It's probably a good one jamel is on it
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jamel | ↓ |
| 407 | Bonus 192 - Hi my name is Nestor Buttcheeks | 06/22/2020 | june 21, 2020
and I was wonderin if ur hiring at best buy | ↓ |
| 408 | Ep. 213 - Lord Jesus They Hadda Do It | 06/25/2020 | june 24, 2020
Milwaukee PD said somebody suck that baby dick and they brought me back to shout down Satan | ↓ |
| 409 | Bonus 193 - Cum Town Premium 6/28/2020 | 06/29/2020 | june 28, 2020
video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idvNwKy9wUY&feature=emb_title
and thats the way the cookie crumbles | ↓ |
| 410 | Ep. 214 - The Taste of Coke Zero | 07/02/2020 | july 1, 2020
the taste of it
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mace
windo | ↓ |
| 411 | Bonus 194 - Almost there now | 07/06/2020 | july 5, 2020
Waiting on a part for a broken light ring and then we can get the video goin again. | ↓ |
| 412 | Ep. 215 - The Taste Of my Ass Zero | 07/09/2020 | july 8, 2020
taste you can feel
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honk | ↓ |
| 413 | Bonus 195 - the wayfair mansion | 07/13/2020 | july 12, 2020
damn my head always hurts now | ↓ |
| 414 | Ep. 216 - Shaubat U Suck Me Off | 07/15/2020 | july 15, 2020
they bout to ban me from instagram | ↓ |
| 415 | Bonus 196 - turn it up | 07/20/2020 | july 20, 2020
dunno why its quiet | ↓ |
| 416 | Ep. 217 - Heavy Brain | 07/22/2020 | july 22, 2020
press X to suck dick
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| 417 | Bonus 197 - eric joshua | 07/27/2020 | july 26, 2020
jonathan kiss, percy mouthman, francis shart | ↓ |
| 418 | Ep. 218 - Just Skip to 16:00 | 07/30/2020 | July 30, 2020 | ↓ |
| 419 | Bonus 198 - adamptation | 08/02/2020 | August 2, 2020 | ↓ |
| 420 | Ep. 219 - michael clayton | 08/06/2020 | August 6, 2020 | ↓ |
| 421 | Bonus 199 - choclate | 08/10/2020 | august 9, 2020
but the c is soft, so its like "chosslate" | ↓ |
| 422 | Ep. 220 - Adam Says The Judy Gold World | 08/12/2020 | august 12, 2020
or does he
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judy gold racist
racist comedian judy gold | ↓ |
| 423 | Bonus 200 - Moon Man | 08/17/2020 | august 16, 2020
im lookin for a guy named Vaughn Wanda
[sorry this is late on the feed, i was busy becoming one with nature] | ↓ |
| 424 | Ep. 221 - suCk my PNC | 08/20/2020 | august 20, 2020
yup
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now
alright | ↓ |
| 425 | Bonus 201 - Are U THe Tour Bitch?: A travelogue show | 08/23/2020 | august 23, 2020
Micky vendetta, I got shit ASS Left to care. no pills no pussy no problem | ↓ |
| 426 | Ep. 222 - The "R""N" C lol | 08/26/2020 | august 26, 2020
lol think about it
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they done called it that
seriously | ↓ |
| 427 | Bonus 202 - another beuatiful day in cum town | 08/30/2020 | august 30, 2020
god bless us
guest: jamel johnson | ↓ |
| 428 | Ep. 223 - Downsyndrocons | 09/02/2020 | september 2, 2020
they turn into trucks
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| 429 | Bonus 203 - Woon Honda | 09/07/2020 | september 6, 2020
beep beep | ↓ |
| 430 | Ep. 224 - its the cops, scram! | 9/9/2020 | september 9, 2020
does anyone want to talk about... *gamestop smile* politics???
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my ass
fuck | ↓ |
| 431 | Bonus 204 - still thinking about Michael clayton | 09/13/2020 | september 13, 2020
making finger guns at the cat. im the guy you buy. | ↓ |
| 432 | Ep. 225 - just the two of us | 09/16/2020 | september 16, 2020
we can make it if we try
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| 433 | Bonus 205 - Group Text | 09/21/2020 | september 20, 2020
Fellas
guests: Mike Recine, Sean McCarthy | ↓ |
| 434 | Ep. 226 - Nerds rope | 09/24/2020 | september 23, 2020
hey now
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for
water
like
chocolate | ↓ |
| 435 | Bonus 206 - can u paint with all the colors of my ass | 09/27/2020 | september 27, 2020 | ↓ |
| 436 | Ep. 227 - Vote Him Out | 09/30/2020 | september 30, 2020
we have to stop him
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fack | ↓ |
| 437 | Bonus 207 - Countdown to the suckocalypse | 10/04/2020 | october 3, 2020 | ↓ |
| 438 | Ep. 228 - Teflon Tussin | 10/07/2020 | october 7, 2020
goonies never die
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what | ↓ |
| 439 | Bonus 208 - Everybody sick | 10/11/2020 | october 11, 2020
not me tho | ↓ |
| 440 | Ep. 229 - Walt Didne | 10/14/2020 | october 14, 2020
Didne fuck my ass?
Tags
shoop
whoop | ↓ |
| 441 | Bonus 209 - c'mon tuck me | 10/18/2020 | october 18, 2020
my fellow americans | ↓ |
| 442 | Ep. 230 - Oooh Give Me Pussy | 10/20/2020 | october 21, 2020
shut up man
Tags
shut
just
up | ↓ |
| 443 | Bonus 210 - bust -time | 10/25/2020 | october 25, 2020
=pleasure | ↓ |
| 444 | Ep. 231 - Vanjagra | 10/28/2020 | october 28, 2020
Gimeet Pusihaha
Tags
wendu
charlabigda | ↓ |
| 445 | Bonus 211 - landslide | 11/01/2020 | november 1, 2020
im writing in stevie nicks | ↓ |
| 446 | Ep. 232 - the end of politics | 11/05/2020 | november 5, 2020
we can go back to normal now thanks.
Tags
tired
im | ↓ |
| 447 | Bonus 212 - Kaseem actually | 11/08/2020 | november 8, 2020
guest: Kaseem Bentley | ↓ |
| 448 | Ep. 233 - God's Earth | 11/11/2020 | november 11, 2020
Holy fuckin shit its nice out.
Tags:
great
day | ↓ |
| 449 | Bonus 213 - Gimme Head | 11/15/2020 | november 15, 2020
This time with Jake Head for real
guest: Jake Head | ↓ |
| 450 | Ep. 234 - Corporate retreat | 11/19/2020 | november 18, 2020
bon voyage
Tags:
ass | ↓ |
| 451 | Bonus 214 - Switcheroo | 11/22/2020 | november 22, 2020 | ↓ |
| 452 | Ep. 235 - For immediate release | 11/25/2020 | november 25, 2020
This is the first post on the new hosts backend lets see if it gets fucked up! | ↓ |
| 453 | Bonus 215 - hope you bought a bunch fo bullshit | 11/29/2020 | november 29, 2020
to support.. the corporations.. its all such a joke man | ↓ |
| 454 | Ep. 236 - Tug Douglas | 12/02/2020 | december 2, 2020
I got my eye on u boy | ↓ |
| 455 | Bonus 216 - peppermint bark | 12/06/2020 | december 6, 2020
thats the good shit | ↓ |
| 456 | Ep. 237 - Roddendirty | 12/09/2020 | december 9, 2020
the final frontier | ↓ |
| 457 | Bonus 217 - cream | 12/13/2020 | december 13, 2020
only episode of this show thats ever been good | ↓ |
| 458 | Ep. 238 - 300 | 12/16/2020 | december 16, 2020
charles in marge | ↓ |
| 459 | Bonus 218 - I can way for president | 12/20/2020 | december 20, 2020
best buyden | ↓ |
| 460 | Ep. 239 - ass me up | 12/23/2020 | december 23, 2020
here I come | ↓ |
| 461 | Bonus 219 - fuck u 2020 | 12/27/2020 | december 27, 2020
suck our dick | ↓ |
| 462 | Ep. 240 - hauld my dangke | 12/30/2020 | december 30, 2020
one more year I swear | ↓ |
| 463 | Bonus 220 - almost back | 01/03/2021 | january 3, 2021
it would be funny if all three of us were dead by the time this comes out | ↓ |
| 464 | Ep. 241 - la la la | 01/06/2021 | december 6, 2020
cant get u outta my head | ↓ |
| 465 | Bonus 221 - there it do | 01/10/2021 | january 9, 2021
then she go now | ↓ |
| 466 | Ep. 242 - Zer0 (inches) Books | 01/13/2021 | december 13, 2020
Doug Lain of Zer0 Books joins us to pitch his youtube channel which has community strikes against it, and I twist his arm into making it about big tech censorship. he’s not a fascist or glenn greenwald so you’re not allowed to get mad about it. | ↓ |
| 467 | Bonus 222 - chuss club | 01/17/2021 | january 17, 2021
queen me | ↓ |
| 468 | Ep. 243 - RIp Alex Trebeck | 01/20/2021 | january 21, 2021
Dont think we mentioend that back when it happened but RIP to him, bob hoskins also | ↓ |
| 469 | Bonus 223 - Bi kidz bop | 01/24/2021 | january 24, 2021
tell me do you konw, how they live in tokyo | ↓ |
| 470 | Ep. 244 - Does Whoah | 01/27/2021 | january 27, 2020
Woon honda | ↓ |
| 471 | Bonus 224 - somebody once told me | 01/31/2021 | january 31, 2021
u really think thats cum youre drinking right now? | ↓ |
| 472 | Ep. 245 - smark coulerds | 02/04/2021 | february 3, 2021
yea how u doin my name is smark, im callin about the pussy u got up here on face buke | ↓ |
| 473 | Bonus 225 - The fagic schoolbus | 02/07/2021 | february 7, 2021
today were learning about pssy | ↓ |
| 474 | Ep. 246 - Indiana Loans | 02/10/2021 | february 10, 2021
this belongs in a bankv | ↓ |
| 475 | Bonus 226 - buy $tesla | 02/14/2021 | february 14, 2021
I dont think people are paying attention to this one | ↓ |
| 476 | Ep. 247 - curshews | 02/17/2021 | february 17, 2021
oh we gone have em | ↓ |
| 477 | Bonus 227 - gay trading | 02/21/2021 | february 21, 2021
im taking a short position in front of a guys cock | ↓ |
| 478 | Ep. 248 - Girl Power | 02/24/2021 | february 24, 2021
boss bitch pussy wet like concrete | ↓ |
| 479 | Bonus 228 - oliver beene laden | 02/28/2021 | february 28, 2021
come on come on | ↓ |
| 480 | Ep. 249 - basketball | 03/03/2021 | march 3, 2021
(theyre playing bas-ket-ball) basketball makes me fuckin horny, I wanna fuck all the fuckin guys | ↓ |
| 481 | Bonus 229 - cwuomo | 03/07/2021 | march 7, 2020
hey ewebodt its me andwew | ↓ |
| 482 | Ep. 250 - pissmeal | 03/10/2021 | march 10, 2021
brimfull of asha | ↓ |
| 483 | Bonus 230 - nola bunny | 03/14/2021 | march 14, 2021
who dat rabbit with the cankles | ↓ |
| 484 | Ep. 251 - suckdicktionary | 03/17/2021 | march 16, 2021 ☘️
and its guys pretending to suck a famous persons dick and u have to guess who it is based on their body language | ↓ |
| 485 | Bonus 231 - carl language | 03/21/2021 | march 21, 2021
can I help you | ↓ |
| 486 | Ep. 252 - cholos for cancer | 03/24/2021 | march 24, 2021
were out here raising money for the homies that got feucked up | ↓ |
| 487 | Bonus 232 - a tale as old as time | 03/28/2021 | march 28, 2021
wouldnt u like to know | ↓ |
| 488 | Ep. 253 - bandaullio | 03/31/2021 | march 31, 2020
it means dancing in spanish | ↓ |
| 489 | Bonus 233 - lovers and friends | 04/04/2021 | april 4, 2021 | ↓ |
| 490 | Ep. 254 – Jounry to the center of my ass | 04/07/2021 | april 7, 2021
starring dwayne “me off” johnson | ↓ |
| 491 | Bonus 234 - three things about me | 04/11/2021 | april 11, 2021
that youd like to know | ↓ |
| 492 | Ep. 255 – springtime for hitler | 04/14/2021 | april 14, 2021
bette hitler | ↓ |
| 493 | Bonus 235 - dillidsd | 04/18/2021 | april 18, 2021
do I look like I dont suck dick | ↓ |
| 494 | Ep. 256 - dial up | 04/21/2021 | april 21, 2021
holler atchur boy | ↓ |
| 495 | Bonus 236 - come over red rover | 04/25/2021 | april 25, 2021
dont blink | ↓ |
| 496 | Ep. 257 – clockstoppers | 04/28/2021 | april 28, 2021
what if u could fuck a girl.. | ↓ |
| 497 | Bonus 237 - lick and suck | 05/02/2021 | may 2, 2021
this is gay talk | ↓ |
| 498 | Ep. 258 – tanagra when the cheeks clapped | 05/05/2021 | may 5, 2021
five types of mayonaise | ↓ |
| 499 | Bonus 238 - a say-ance | 05/09/2021 | may 9, 2021
boo | ↓ |
| 500 | Ep. 259 – the shores of hell | 05/12/2021 | may 12, 2021
brvtal | ↓ |
| 501 | Bonus 239 - cinnabon | 05/17/2021 | may 16, 2021
pretzel time | ↓ |
| 502 | Ep. 260 – gaza explainer | 05/19/2021 | may 19, 2021
a quick history on gaza and whats going on so u can be up to date before you stop caring next week | ↓ |
| 503 | Bonus 240 - RIP richard kind | 05/23/2021 | may 22, 2021
idk if he's died yet im just guessing based on grodin and what im assuming is the Clifford C | ↓ |
| 504 | Ep. 261 – I dunno man | 05/26/2021 | may 26, 2021
what am I like fuckin 40 years old now fuck | ↓ |
| 505 | Bonus 241 - buy macaws | 05/30/2021 | may 30, 2021
macaws are one of the rarest and most beautiful birds on the planet; with economic indicators all in the DARK RED, its almost GUARANTEED the FederKKKal Reserve will COLLAPSE this year. Where do you put your money? Gold? Maybe 300 years ago. Bitcoin? Good luck figuring out how to use a computer. Macaws are naturally deflationary, physically beuatiful, and UTILITY!! They can crack walnuts and also FLY. paypal me for more info | ↓ |
| 506 | Ep. 262 – wuhwuh | 06/02/2021 | june 2, 2021
and its like wa wa but for people with downs syndrome. how about that u fuckin pieces of shit | ↓ |
| 507 | Bonus 242 - (p)ride the lightning | 06/06/2021 | june 6, 2021
thats right folks here comes 2 hours of gay metallica and nothing else | ↓ |
| 508 | Ep. 263 – cruella summer | 06/09/2021 | june 9, 2021
hey do u guys think stav would fuck cruella | ↓ |
| 509 | Bonus 243 - like water for pussy | 06/13/2021 | june 13, 2021
good chance ive used this title already | ↓ |
| 510 | Ep. 264 – The horns of charles | 06/16/2021 | june 16, 2021
howdy bitch | ↓ |
| 511 | Bonus 244 - ahve 'onked me pennis spot off bruv | 06/20/2021 | june 20, 2021
senna wee pearl right 'alfway cross the room | ↓ |
| 512 | Ep. 265 – buck blaking | 06/23/2021 | june 23, 2021
they a mak-uh us a gay, they make us looka like a gay man to raff at us | ↓ |
| 513 | Bonus 245 - gash gab | 06/27/2021 | june 27, 2021
with jen bailey, in 30 seconds tell us about ur pussy | ↓ |
| 514 | Ep. 266 – bathroom break | 06/30/2021 | june 30, 2021
okay pal sure, “go” pee pee then. right in my mouth why dont you | ↓ |
| 515 | Bonus 246 - n-defundance day | 07/04/2021 | july 4, 2021
that's a celebration that ALL americans could celebrate | ↓ |
| 516 | Ep. 267 - I said yep | 07/07/2021 | july 7, 2021
im a fagget, and I got a little dick myself and we could all be a bit more gay | ↓ |
| 517 | Bonus 247 - trailers for sale or rent | 07/11/2021 | july 11, 2021
rooms to let fifty cent | ↓ |
| 518 | Ep. 268 - Congo | 07/14/2021 | july 14, 2021
its a jungle out here | ↓ |
| 519 | Bonus 248 - government dot | 07/18/2021 | july 18, 2021
send it to me | ↓ |
| 520 | Ep. 269 - Q Framed Roger Faggit | 07/21/2021 | july 21, 2021
what do you get when you add one six to nine eleven? ten seventeen. don’t look up what that’s trucker code for if you wanna sleep tonight. | ↓ |
| 521 | Bonus 249 - its dave call me | 07/25/2021 | july 25, 2021 | ↓ |
| 522 | Ep. 270 - semone biles | 07/28/2021 | july 28, 2021
congrats to simone biles for acknowledging that the olympics are fucking lame | ↓ |
| 523 | Bonus 250 - vaxed and pozzed baby | 08/01/2021 | august 1, 2021 | ↓ |
| 524 | Ep. 271 - pussy passports | 08/04/2021 | august 4, 2021
if I gotta get a medicine to go to a restaurant women gotta show me they pussy also | ↓ |
| 525 | Bonus 251 - might as well check out until september | 08/08/2021 | august 8, 2021
we'll be back with our regular scheduled programming once stav is tan and im done recuperating from my bone breaking surgery | ↓ |
| 526 | Ep. 272 – Cum Town New Faces | 08/12/2021 | august 11, 2021
Congrats to this years Cum Town New Faces, stephen and alex | ↓ |
| 527 | Bonus 252 - a hee hee | 08/16/2021 | august 15, 2021
a hoo hoo ha ha ha
guests: katie halper, julia claire, kate willett
guests: katie halper, julia claire, kate willett | ↓ |
| 528 | Ep. 273 – parisienne malaise | 08/18/2021 | august 18, 2021
I hope everyone is happy. really. I mean it | ↓ |
| 529 | Bonus 253 - suck dickelob ultra | 08/22/2021 | august 22, 2021
guess who feell off the wagon | ↓ |
| 530 | Ep. 274 – Do it for the comirnaty | 08/26/2021 | august 25, 2021
C’mon yall get da damn shot, it aint about u, its about keepin the comirnaty safe | ↓ |
| 531 | Bonus 254 - vaers the beef | 08/29/2021 | august 29, 2021
m... r? n? ... a | ↓ |
| 532 | Ep. 275 – oh look its adam | 09/01/2021 | september 1, 2021
wow so glad hes back hah hah | ↓ |
| 533 | Bonus 255 - back on schedule | 09/05/2021 | september 5, 2021
we did it everyone | ↓ |
| 534 | Ep. 276 – im sorry dear | 09/08/2021 | september 8, 2021
would u believe I forgot to upload the podcast all day? me? of all people? | ↓ |
| 535 | Bonus 256 - 1 cor 14:6 | 09/12/2021 | september 12, 2021
a coco banana poo poo doo doo | ↓ |
| 536 | Ep. 277 – did someone die | 09/15/2021 | september 15, 2021
im not paying attnetion | ↓ |
| 537 | Bonus 257 - shown up | 09/19/2021 | september 19, 2021
workin hard | ↓ |
| 538 | Ep. 278 – me play joke | 09/22/2021 | september 22, 2021
my fucking back hurts | ↓ |
| 539 | Bonus 258 - winter soldier | 09/26/2021 | september 26, 2021
shat de fak up man | ↓ |
| 540 | Ep. 279 – winding down | 09/29/2021 | september 29, 2021
how much longer do u think lol | ↓ |
| 541 | Bonus 259 - paper tigers | 10/03/2021 | october 3, 2021
I gawta bad headache | ↓ |
| 542 | Ep. 280 – bathroom blues | 10/06/2021 | october 6, 2021
kristen sitonma penis how about that | ↓ |
| 543 | Bonus 260 - curve = flattened | 10/10/2021 | october 10, 2021
we did it everyone | ↓ |
| 544 | Ep. 281 – wonduh bred | 10/14/2021 | october 14, 2021
gimme a kiss | ↓ |
| 545 | Bonus 261 - fuk u | 10/18/2021 | october 17, 2021
hkjghibbeettelllessjuiepusy
hi my nam | ↓ |
| 546 | Ep. 282 – I can show u my ass | 10/20/2021 | october 20, 2021
on a magic carpet ride | ↓ |
| 547 | Bonus 262 - hdyfghfhgj | 10/24/2021 | october 24, 2021
vb.hfjhjkfjfhkghjkhgk | ↓ |
| 548 | Ep. 283 – trigger treat | 10/27/2021 | october 27, 2021
knock knock mami | ↓ |
| 549 | Bonus 263 - blac efron | 10/31/2021 | october 31, 2021
gimme pussy | ↓ |
| 550 | Ep. 284 – potpourri | 11/03/2021 | november 3, 2021
juiced to the gills
Guest: JP Mcdade | ↓ |
| 551 | Bonus 264 - hoon busting | 11/07/2021 | november 7, 2021
im already done bitch whatchu know bout it
Guest: Ian Fidance | ↓ |
| 552 | Ep. 285 – freeze me off | 11/10/2021 | november 10, 2021
cam ahn
guest: Andy Haynes | ↓ |
| 553 | Bonus 265 - gomer pyle | 11/14/2021 | november 14, 2021
u suk me off | ↓ |
| 554 | Ep. 286 – chantilly lace | 11/17/2021 | november 17, 2021
pony tail hangin down | ↓ |
| 555 | Bonus 266 - cabin laden | 11/21/2021 | november 21, 2021
r u ready for somethin new | ↓ |
| 556 | Ep. 287 – remember when we went to japan lol | 11/24/2021 | november 24, 2021
that was cool | ↓ |
| 557 | Bonus 267 - bird man | 11/28/2021 | november 28, 2021
what happen to dat boy | ↓ |
| 558 | Ep. 288 – sexual pret a manger | 12/01/2021 | december 1, 2021
croissant or psusy bitch the choice is urs | ↓ |
| 559 | Bonus 268 - colder now | 12/05/2021 | december 5th, 2021
brrr | ↓ |
| 560 | Ep. 289 – o brother paul blart thou | 12/08/2021 | december 8, 2021
damn blew what could be a good riff on the title here. I should save write it down for when I get back into stand up as a cash grab | ↓ |
| 561 | Bonus 269 - a day of infamy | 12/12/2021 | december 12, 2021
the only thing we have to fear is girls | ↓ |
| 562 | Ep. 290 – guile kittenhouse | 12/15/2021 | december 15, 2021
thats my new years costume. | ↓ |
| 563 | Bonus 270 - I got something for u | 12/19/2021 | december 19, 2021
its my naughty list a he h heh heh | ↓ |
| 564 | Ep. 291 – they do exist | 12/22/2021 | december 22, 2021
he does exist.
guest: Ian Fidance | ↓ |
| 565 | Bonus 271 - chhoo choo choo | 12/26/2021 | december 26, 2021
hey everyone its autistic santa | ↓ |
| 566 | Ep. 292 – one more year | 12/29/2021 | december 29, 2021
almost done fellas
guest: Will Menaker | ↓ |
| 567 | Bonus 272 - resolve this | 01/02/2022 | january 2, 2022
and its a fat guy pointing a gun at a personal trainer
guest: Ian Fidance | ↓ |
| 568 | Ep. 293 – chunk madden | 01/05/2022 | january 5, 2022
what the hell is this, halloween? | ↓ |
| 569 | Bonus 273 - I mean it | 01/09/2022 | january 9, 2022
im serious | ↓ |
| 570 | Ep. 294 – zojirushi | 01/12/2022 | january 12, 2022
im on that neurofuzzy tip now, bout to do a giveaway | ↓ |
| 571 | Bonus 274 - love dat squirple man | 01/16/2022 | january 16, 2022
love his ass | ↓ |
| 572 | Ep. 295 – clapo cheeks house | 01/19/2022 | january 19, 2022
I owe the government so much fuckin money lmao
Guest: Felix Biederman | ↓ |
| 573 | Bonus 275 - dr Butchiks Clapram | 01/23/2022 | january 23, 2022
leading indian covid expert on twitter joines us | ↓ |
| 574 | Ep. 296 – plmptwn | 01/27/2022 | january 26, 2022
essuaze me
guest: Matt ? | ↓ |
| 575 | Bonus 276 - from the pussy | 01/30/2022 | january 30, 2022
to the table | ↓ |
| 576 | Ep. 297 - camelot | 02/02/2022 | february 2, 2022
faer doth ouer coum goe, lourde? | ↓ |
| 577 | Bonus 277 - chobani | 02/07/2022 | february 6, 2022
now with piss | ↓ |
| 578 | Ep. 298 - owning the chuds | 02/10/2022 | february 9, 2022
lmao we absolutely destroy the chuds on this episode, joining us is genderqueer revolutionary Starbucks Lorenzo to talk about copoganda in cooking mama 2 | ↓ |
| 579 | Bonus 278 - chincago | 02/14/2022 | february 14, 2022
nah nah I just say it like that homie it aint like that | ↓ |
| 580 | Ep. 299 – happy love day | 02/17/2022 | february 17, 2022
I wuv u | ↓ |
| 581 | Bonus 279 - fdsdfsg | 02/22/2022 | february 22, 2022
dsgdfsgdfsgdsfgds | ↓ |
| 582 | Ep. 300 – ffff | 02/24/2022 | february 24, 2022
fffffff | ↓ |
| 583 | Bonus 280 - babka | 02/28/2022 | february 28, 2022
I didnt even do it would ya blieve it
Guest: Caleb Pitts | ↓ |
| 584 | Ep. 301 – garbage man can | 03/03/2022 | march 3, 2022
nothing topical this week sorry | ↓ |
| 585 | Bonus 281 - sexual honda | 03/06/2022 | march 6, 2022
route 9 | ↓ |
| 586 | Ep. 302 – Bathroom Break | 03/09/2022 | march 9, 2022
tom of fidance | ↓ |
| 587 | Bonus 282 - shoe on the other foot | 03/13/2022 | march 13, 2021
suck my cock | ↓ |
| 588 | Ep. 303 – Austin 4/3 | 03/16/2022 | march 16, 2022
I will be at the creek and the cave AUSTIN 4/3 only one show left, almost sold out, go here for tickets: http://mull.dog/creekaustin/ I forgot to plug these dates at the beginning of the show
guest: Ian fidance | ↓ |
| 589 | Bonus 283 - had to add some beeps to this one | 03/21/2022 | march 21, 2022
thanks for being patient aas always | ↓ |
| 590 | Ep. 304 – Dates | 03/24/2022 | march 24, 2022
I will be at LAUGH BOSTON in BOSTON May 5-7 and HELIUM in ST. LOUIS May 13-14. This show is just for plugs now. | ↓ |
| 591 | Bonus 284 - should comedians be slapped? | 03/28/2022 | march 28, 2022
a round table discussion about free speech and consequences with special guest Bret Weinstein | ↓ |
| 592 | Ep. 305 – gays anatomy | 03/30/2022 | march 30, 2022
haha | ↓ |
| 593 | bonus 285 - out hte wazoo | 04/03/2022 | april 3, 2022
get the hell out of my wazoo pal | ↓ |
| 594 | Ep. 306 - off the rails | 04/07/2022 | april 7, 2022
really falling apart here
guest: Will Menaker | ↓ |
| 595 | Bonus 286 - DATES | 04/11/2022 | april 11, 2022
Raleigh: (June 9-11) https://www.goodnightscomedy.com/events/56776
Portland: (June 16-18) https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/events/56777 | ↓ |
| 596 | Ep. 307 - Better Late than On Time | 04/15/2022 | april 14, 2022
I think thats what they say. its what I say at least | ↓ |
| 597 | Bonus 287 - BOSTON | 04/18/2022 | april 18, 2022
MAY 5-7 LAUGH BOSTON https://www.seetickets.us/wafform.aspx?_act=fullsearchv3&v3=yes&s=NickMullenLaughBoston&tag= | ↓ |
| 598 | Ep. 308 – Worth the Damn Wait | 04/21/2022 | april 21, 2022
one of the best episodes of all time | ↓ |
| 599 | Bonus 288 - I got a bullet fuh a penis yo | 04/24/2022 | april 24, 2022
mistuh hahtowuh | ↓ |
| 600 | Ep. 309 – can u smell it | 04/27/2022 | april 27, 2022
special episode with stav replacement Jasmell “What the Rock Is Cooking” Johnson
RALEIGH TICKETS PLEASE COME https://www.goodnightscomedy.com/events/56776 | ↓ |
| 601 | Bonus 289 - whoops | 05/03/2022 | may 3, 2022
guess da scheduled posts dont work no more
guest: ?? | ↓ |
| 602 | Ep. 310 – Hello speaking | 05/04/2022 | may 4, 2022
Yes this is she | ↓ |
| 603 | Bonus 290 - hello operator | 05/08/2022 | may 8, 2022
connect me with your largest client | ↓ |
| 604 | Ep. 311 - NOFX | 05/12/2022 | may 12, 2022
I like girls htat wear abercrombie and fitch, chinese people make me sick | ↓ |
| 605 | Bonus 291 - this time I have an excuse | 05/16/2022 | may 16, 2022
I cant open my eye lol | ↓ |
| 606 | Ep. 312 – cum town TNG | 05/19/2022 | may 19, 2022
this is it from here on out
guests: Ian Fidance, Mike Recine | ↓ |
| 607 | Bonus 292 - The Adam Friedland Show | 05/23/2022 | may 24, 2022
you're gonna learn to love it or else
guests: Ian Finance, Mike Recine, Jordan Jensen | ↓ |
| 608 | Ep. 313 – Space | 05/26/2022 | may 26, 2022
the final frontier | ↓ |
| 609 | Bonus 293 - RALEIGH CHARLIE GOODNIGHTS JUNE 9-11 | 05/30/2022 | may 30, 2022
GOD PLEASE BUY TICKETS FUCK PLEASE | ↓ |
| 610 | Ep. 314 – im gonna im gonna | 06/02/2022 | june 2, 2022
I just gotta get it together | ↓ |
| 611 | Bonus 294 - Good Evening | 06/07/2022 | june 6, 2022
How u fellas coping with all this | ↓ |
| 612 | Ep. 315 – stop me | 06/09/2022 | june 9, 2022
im out of control | ↓ |
| 613 | Bonus 295 - grease the wheels | 06/12/2022 | june 12, 2022
get ready to party | ↓ |
| 614 | Ep. 316 – can u feel it | 06/15/2022 | june 15, 2022
slowly fading away | ↓ |
| 615 | Bonus 296 - and theyre sweeping up | 06/19/2022 | june 19, 2022
and turning out all the lights | ↓ |
| 616 | Ep. 317 – Our first guest | 06/23/2022 | june 23, 2022
Please welcome the first guest on the adam friedland show… Nick Mollens! | ↓ |
| 617 | Bonus 297 - production meeting | 06/26/2022 | june 26, 2022
Were only four days away from the premiere of THE ADAM FRIEDLAND SHOW
guest: Norman Wilkerson | ↓ |
| 618 | Cumtown Farewell Patreon | 03/03/2025 | Hello to anyone that's forgotten to cancel!
Long overdue, here's the final episode of Cum Town.
The show has often been accused of being "ironic." So I want to be clear when I say, sincerely, thanks to everyone that ever listened (and hopefully laughed.)
In 2016, we sat down and recorded an hour of audio in Stav's apartment, just going through the motions of what was required of comedians that year. Okay, we said, I guess we have to have a podcast now. We didn't have a name for the show. We didn't know if we'd do a second episode.
What grew out of it changed our lives in ways we didn't think were possible. Playstation, Vitamix, harassing Japanese people - in JAPAN! And it wouldn't have happened without your support.
So now, that our journey has come to an end, we'd like to say to the fans, our "best friends," the reddit psychos, the bees, the guy that did heroin on stream, the goth latinos, smalldickproblems, the tinder update guy, and everyone else, thank you and godspeed. Farewell.
Love,
Nick, Stav, and Adam. | ↓ |