Cum Town Archive


2019

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254Ep. 136 - My big fat ass huge ass life01/03/2019im getting back into reality tv
255Bonus 117 - Can Jamel what the rock is cooking01/06/2019 jamel johnson everyone
256Ep. 137 - Dexters Gender Labratory01/10/2019an african guy who loves popeyes chicken but he pronounces it “poop ass chicken”
257Bonus 118 - Coin Star of David01/14/2019jamel johnson everyone
258Ep. 138 - Cool Adam01/17/2019hey guys cool adam here with some cool things to say
259Bonus 119 - instead of covcath01/21/2019covfefe lol
260Ep. 139 - deaf jam01/23/2019brendan eyre joins us again. listen to the rad dude podcast: https://www.patreon.com/raddudecast
261Bonus 120 - so I just cant eat spicy food anymore01/28/2019I guess im old enough now that even a single jalepeno turns into an ordeal when I have to shit
262Ep. 140 - fake news01/30/2019im doing fake news now
263Bonus 121 - greetings from the subreddit02/04/2019this proves it boys. im back to posting. ive never felt better
264Ep. 141 - Na Trioblóidí02/07/2019stavs back baby. baby back ribs. bbq sauce
265Bonus 122 - birthday boy02/11/2019everyone wish stav a happy birthday
266Ep. 142 - Chelsea Clinton RACIST02/14/2019chelsea clinton EXPOSED for being anti jewish anti semite, wants to kill all jews. chelsea PROMISES new holocaust if hillary elected
267Bonus 123 - rip ernest02/18/2019lil man rode the lightning
268Ep. 143 - Empire02/21/2019I cant keep track of which episode is which. I’m sure i spent the whole episode talking about jussie again
269Bonus 123 - a jussie blast from the past02/25/2019well we recorded this one a week ago, so its like opening a time capsule to see if I was right, or just very very racist
270Ep. 144 - my girl02/28/2019the movie My Girl, but its a young macauley caulkin and hes talking like an old black guy, saying shit like “my girl? yeah my girl she got that fat pussy nshit, lookin like it be stung by some fuckin bees nshit”
271Bonus 124 - Queefing Neverland03/04/2019The earth-shattering documentary about latoya jacksons pussy farts
272Ep. 145 - Cum Town with Gene DiNapoli (adam did the levels)03/06/2019MACK WELDON PROMO CODE: CUMTOWN20Gene DiNapoli, owner of Gene DiNapoli’s Central Stage Showroom And Event Venue in Yonkers, NY joins us to discuss Elvis, the Sopranos, and the nature of the beast (showbusiness). Also featuring bam margera and his friend.
273Bonus 125 - Bam Recap (Part one)03/11/2019An emergency sesh (part 2 was recorded earlier this week)
274Bonus 125 - Bam Precap (part 2)03/11/2019the second part
275Ep. 146 - Did we kill bam03/14/2019Or did bam kill us?
276Bonus 126 - how about a second responder03/18/2019and he sees 9/11 happening and hes like "you guys got this? im gonna chill here" how bout it
277Ep. 147 - rest in power03/21/2019RIP to a real one
278Bonus 127 - my peanus hoits03/24/2019im mad becawse my peanus hoits
279Ep. 148 - Jussie Mueller Extravaganza03/28/2019wow im pissed and racist
280Bonus 129 - gaming adam04/01/2019hes being fixed
281Ep. 149 - the spy museum04/04/2019its a ripoff but there are a couple of cool things there
282Bonus 130 - new teeth04/06/2019I had my gums removed so they can clean all of the shit and cum out of my teeth
283Ep. 150 - sick day04/11/2019im sick everyone feel bad for me
284Bonus 131- Still damn sick04/15/2019I gotta start washing my hands
285Ep. 151 - Pussy for lobster04/17/2019rip to the church
286Bonus 132 - more like sry lanka04/22/2019for real tho rip
287Ep. 152 - Early Turd Special04/24/2019too early for sleepy adam
288Bonus 133 - the mueller report lol04/29/2019robert mueller lol
289Ep. 153 - m4a legislatoin NOW05/02/2019stav is in the hospital and my back hurts and im sleepy because we dont have universal healthcare
290Bonus 134 - happy fuckin mouth surgery day05/05/2019 stavs got new bones
291Ep. 154 - I cant wait to die05/09/2019i got to the part where arthur dies. i want to die like that. cool cough disease, huge beard, everyone telling me im a good guy even though im not
292Bonus 135 - mommas boys05/13/2019I hope you all spent time with your moms instead of wondering where the premium is. thats why its late by the way, I was teaching you a lesson, and its not because I forgot it was sunday
293Ep. 155 - The Don Simpsons05/16/2019RIP to the king of all kings, don simpson. this is not the anniversary of his death and its not related to anything else i just remembered him
294Bonus 136 - John Vick05/20/2019I lowe to vawe my gun at people who kick my dog
295Ep. 156 - Racist Elmo05/23/2019Also featuring characters: indian picard, and chinese maury. copyright cum town
296Bonus 137 - Honey I Sunked THe kids05/26/2019oopsie daisy
297Ep. 157 - Arthur05/29/2019im gonna go real crazy getting mad about a show for babies. start talking about western culture. im gonna piss my pants and have to wear diapers. im gonna make sure the diapers are racist
298Bonus 138 - summer of jamel06/03/2019jamel's in town so he stopped by to also call adam gay
299Ep. 158 - Forget it jake06/06/2019its vaginatown
300Bonus 139 - making sausage06/09/2019this isnt the premium for this week, we were gonna delete this episode but people complain about that, so here's what an episode we don't want to release sounds like
301Bonus 140 - off to canada06/09/2019well boys see ya later
302Ep. 159 - Matt and Shane06/13/2019This is a different podcast now
303Ep. 160 - Dover Delaware Live (1/17/2016)06/20/2019Our first live show from back in the day, this was before stav was on the podcast and it was just me and and two girls who talk about sex
304Ep. 161 - Too Much Canada06/28/2019Almost back on track here folks
305Bonus 141 - The Last Bad Episode07/01/2019sorry folks. we will be back to normal after this one I promise.
306Ep. 162 - Almost07/04/2019Just a little bit longer
307Bonus 142 - Epstein07/08/2019Adam has mysteriously vanished
308Ep. 163 - And there it is07/11/2019it is all being revealed. and crypto has returned. and soon we will all walk together into the light
309Bonus 143 - Cheeseburger In Service of The LORD07/14/2019oh you know ive been googling
310Ep. 164 - In Your Eyes07/17/2019man is destroyed, man is set free, man is reborn
311Bonus 144 - Shirt me off07/22/2019Feeling good being a shirt boy. It's not about escaping the gamestop friends, its about OWNING the game stop
312Ep. 165 - Epstein murdered07/25/2019Case closed
313Bonus 145 - Killary Jailinton07/29/2019lock her up 2020
314Ep. 166 - Medicare for Balls07/31/2019And its free bluechew for everyone
315Bonus 146 - )downs voice( rock and roll08/04/2019and hes doing a thumbs up
316Ep. 167 - Two Shootings?!?08/08/2019What is it, gun christmas??
317Bonus 147 - Don't Get Excited08/12/2019We recorded this before the news broke (that Adam had gay sex with some guy)
318Ep. 168 - Scumbag Vinny08/14/2019Scumbag Vinny returns for his redemption arc
319Bonus 148 - What kind of audio interface08/19/2019Should we replace the zoom with? I'd like to make some kind of coffee table with an integrated audio interface and mics and shit so im looking for something thats rack mountable.
320Ep. 169 - Big Bitch08/22/2019Can you tell me how to get, how to get to big bitch street
321Bonus 149 - Jizzo08/26/2019and im a big fat guy that got fat from drinking cum and everyones soo proud of how big fat and beuatiful my fat body is
322Ep. 170 - Carmen San Diego08/29/2019We’re seeing adam off to the airport, so he can go to san diego to dress up like that girl from the video game.
323Bonus 150 - Everyone keeps asking me if I'm gay09/01/2019And I'm thinking Yeah, I'm gay
324Ep. 171 - Kevin Sorhol09/05/2019Stars as … wait for it… Gay Hercules
325Bonus 151 - Pokemon Shield09/09/2019and its a game where you keep bringing up your friend thats a pokemon so you can make racist jokes about pokemon
326Ep. 172 - Dark Alliance09/11/2019With stav gone and all of my fat friends in the hospital, we attempt a dangerous formula
327Bonus 152 - gender assignment gun09/15/2019it's got a scope on it and I fire it from the bathroom, gendering anything in its path
328Ep. 173- CHang Gilis09/19/2019HEY EVERY BADDY MEET OUR NEW HOST, CHANG GILIS
329Bonus 153 - back from grease09/23/2019 stavs back from the degreasing clinic
330Ep. 174 - spinabifadiche09/26/2019my back hurts so god damn bad
331Bonus 154 - time to die09/30/2019taking mr vel halkias to the patch very soon boys. very soon in deed.
332Ep. 175 - epardy10/03/2019i aint answerin no questions
333Bonus 155 - deadass10/06/2019yolo smh fam
334Ep. 176 - da joka baby10/09/2019im da joka baby
335Bonus 156 - patched and ratched10/14/2019and tomorrow he gets a tooth
336Ep. 177 - squash me up10/17/2019Gimme that squash boi
337Bonus 157 - adam watches barney10/21/2019dont let him tell you otherwise
338Ep. 178 - Hillary 2020 baby10/24/2019lets make it happen
339Bonus 158 - Duty Calls10/28/2019Expect late episodes from here on out boys. Modern Warfare is back.
340Ep. 179 - Strike Ass!10/31/2019Goodbye to baseball, hello to becoming fat
341Bonus 159 - congrats to the naturals11/03/2019has anyone made this joke yet. saying that the team is a big juicy pair
342Ep. 180 - all cylinders11/07/2019everyone feels bad. everyone riffs hard
343Bonus 160 - what is this modern whore fair11/11/2019theres girls in here get the fuck outta hear
344Ep. 181 - The Joker Laureate of the Dirtbag Left11/14/2019its me
345Bonus 161 - Talk To My Ass - Steven Seagal11/17/2019The only song that doesnt need a parody
346Ep. 182 - A friend of ours11/21/2019Former truck boy Dylan Shelton joins us to discuss his independent film “Coons!,” which he had to change the name of, and i forgot what they changed the name to. Check out the movie, available wherever he says it is in the episode because I can’t remembe
347Bonus 162 - Vore v Futanari11/25/2019and its about the hentai wars in the 1960s
348Ep. 183 - pilgrims and indians11/28/2019happy thanksgiving everyone
349Bonus 163 - refugees welcome12/02/2019Well after 3 years with our beloved zoom H5, its finally done. Thing wont stay on. Replacing it this week. Sorry for the short ep the shit kept cutting out.
350Ep. 184 - new gear12/04/2019we heard your complaints, and we ignored them
351Bonus 164 - still learning12/09/2019lost 15 good minutes because im new to the buttons
352Ep. 185 - It's the 90s Jerry12/12/2019loving the gear
353Bonus 165 - Imagine the possibilities12/16/2019It's time to start blowing a bunch of money on different types of audio gear.
354Ep. 186 - Give me one reason to stay here12/19/2019and ill suck you right off
355Bonus 166 - bonjour12/23/2019je mappelle pierre souqmeouffe
356Ep. 187 - Putting the Chris back in Christmas12/26/2019ladies and gentlemen, Chris Rock
357Bonus 167 - drama12/30/2019will not be addressed, this was recorded on thursday.