Cum Town Archive


2018

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151Ep. 84 - Tube Town01/04/2018gettin your tube hogged down and off by a whores box
152Bonus 67 - Two Girls Up One Girl Down01/08/2018january 7, 2018 dasha and amber replace adam as the girl of the show
153Ep. 85 - fucking piece of shit computer01/12/2018its just fucked up idk. its not my fault. featuring ian fidance
154Bonus 68 - Ian's secrets01/15/2018january 14, 2018 ian asked me not to talk about his dad anymore so we talked about something else lol
155Ep. 86 - Go Back to Africa01/18/2018Brimming with confidence Adam can't wait to prove how essential he is to the show, with one of our funniest, highest energy shows to date.
156Bonus 69 - A failed experiment01/22/2018january 21, 2018 I thought gaming while doing the podcast would help but it didnt. I swore it did last time. I don't even like playing battlefield anymore
157Ep. 87 - Podcasting Gear from Marshalls01/25/2018Edited this one on a different computer it might soud fucked up
158Bonus 70 - Hello Newman01/28/2018The podcast should sound better now. I learned how to edit audio. If you say its bad you're banned from the show.
159Ep. 88 - Finally Real Boys01/31/2018Well we’re big dick terrotiroy now folks. I plugged the damn zoom into the laptop and we recorded thsi shit directly into logic. So who’s a “fucking retard” now? Not me, is what I mean. I mean I’m sure there’s someone out there that is. Theres nothing wr
160Bonus 71 - Super Bowl Hit Transplant02/04/2018Edit: I made it louder, stop complaining.  You'll notice I'm numbering the premium episodes now, starting with episode 69. This is part of a larger move to become more organized in my life. I'm getting into stationary these days.
161Ep. 89 - Tai Bo02/07/2018We doin kawate up in dis mofucka
162Bonus 72 - Fuck this new setup02/11/2018the computer deleted what might have been one of my best riffs on the show
163Ep. 90 - Bug Audio02/15/2018Last chance for the computer
164Ep. 91 - Cum Town Classic02/22/2018Well its the original boys and no guest. We had fun on this one folks. It’s kind of nice to just say dumb shit without someone interupting with a story about israel or getting a hand job from a chinese or whatever.
165Bonus 73 - Classic Premium02/26/2018Good time with the main home boy. Folks discount codes are coming soon for the store if you're waiting for them. My game plan is this: I wanna make sure I have a decent amount of items on the store first (im working on a molestrios shirt) because the discount codes gotta be like a one time use thing (that's just how they work on Shopify, sorry). But they're coming. Thanks to whoever bought the backpack.
166Ep. 92 - Ruthless and Toothless03/01/2018Stav got his tooth removed lol. Adam is still gone. Soon this podcast is just going to be Norman Wilkerson sending you all links to Reason and telling you about his sons.
167Bonus 74 - No more input from the audio nerds03/04/2018I don't wanna hear shit about "eq" or your fuckin opinions about what needs to be limited im about to compress my dick into your eye socket if you give me "tips" on how to make the show sound the way you want it to and then I get 10 million people telling me to do the opposite thing.
168Ep. 93 - Look Who's Talking03/08/2018The boys are back together again but im mad about the weather.
169Bonus 75 - Year of the dragon03/12/2018Stav and I are going to start taking adult karate classes
170Ep. 94 - Museum boys03/15/2018We come up with ideas for new museums.
171Ep. 95 - Ideal Podcast Hours03/22/2018Tim Dillon Me and Stav for a power hour
172Bonus 76 - Im dying03/26/2018ive stage two hypertension and im losing an eye
173Ep. 96 - Dan Schneider Goes Down03/29/2018Didn’t really discuss this on the show but I consider it a personal win for me.
174Bonus 77 - Outlook Positive04/02/2018My 8 ball eye says ive got at least another 4 months.
175Ep. 97 - Another delay04/05/2018Sorry i accidentally ate a bunch of wax paper last night and had to sleep it off
176Bonus 78 - High Blood Pleasure04/09/2018Its from getting my dick hard you know what I'm saying lol
177Ep. 98 - Adam's birthday04/12/2018adam is 31 now lol
178Bonus 79 - Kelly's Heroes (its us)04/15/2018We let another divorced woman come on the show.
179Ep. 99 - Comb Town04/19/2018I got a haircut, i like it
180Bonus 80 - The Banana Boat04/23/2018wat do they do on that boat just eat bananas all day or what
181Ep. 100 - Damn04/26/2018lol theres been 100 episodes of this
182Bonus 81 - This Is The Bonus04/30/2018This is the bonus episode. There'll be another one tonight but its the shitty one from this week that we didn't release.
183Not Bonus 81 - This is not the bonus04/30/2018Just somethin extra for u fellas
184Ep. 101 - fuck shoutengine05/03/2018gotta switch podcast hosts
185Bonus 82 - Mad About You05/07/2018sometimes the riffs just get me man
186Ep. 102 - still mad abotu you05/10/2018theyre bringing it back and we can tbe more excited
187Bonus 83 - Swolepressions with Evan05/13/2018Evan williams returns to do voices
188Ep. 103 - easily the worst episode in awhile05/17/2018this one is really bad. it happens sometimes. maybe its the rain
189Bonus 84 - Trains can't stop me05/21/2018I'm back heres the episode hot off the presses.
190Ep. 104 - Madcucks explained05/24/2018Asterios Kokinos joins us to explain the biggest internet lawsuit of all time.
191Bonus 85 - the praxis of not fucking05/28/2018why dont you prax my ass
192Ep. 105 - Writers room05/31/2018I show yall how tv writers work
193Bonus 86 - should I do twitch06/04/2018should I do it
194Ep. 106 - Will Shitz His Pants06/07/2018why dont you cross your lips on this word right here bitch
195Bonus 87 - its a soduku this time06/11/2018sudooku. sodoko. different kinds of puzzles while doing the podcast. this is the future of the show with special guests Luis Gomez and some girl from bebo
196Ep. 107 - Rubiks tube06/14/2018can you solve my dick?
197Bonus 88 - were trying a new thing now06/17/2018where the episode goes up earlier so people stop complaining, and its longer, but theres zero jokes and I don't want to do the show anymore
198Ep. 108 - Sorry06/21/2018sorry i slipped real bad and fucked up the sd card so we had to redo the episode. this one isnt as good as the other one we did please take my word for it
199Bonus 89 - ethics06/25/2018exploring some deeply ass philosophical ass questions
200Ep. 109 - Maggets and Terds06/28/2018DO u know the DIFFERENCE between a freakin PODCAST and a PODCAST AND UPLOADS? n stuff. maybe you should learn before you talk im sure your wife did wen i had sax with her twat freakin 162 times nstuff. happy back surgery day
201Bonus 90 - guyerside chats06/30/2018and its just for guys, and its franklin fellano brosevelt
202Ep. 110 - Punishment07/07/2018You brought this on yourselves
203Bonus 91 - Sizemore? Size less07/09/2018I couldn't find all the stuff on CDAN that everyone was wanting me to have a fit about
204Ep. 111 - The forbidden zone07/12/2018its my ass hole, dont touch it or look at it
205Bonus 92 - more on my colossus plans07/16/2018I really get into this colossus idea im hung up on
206Ep. 112 - Guilty conscience07/19/2018i’ve never been more disappointed in the fanbase than i am this week. you really didn’t need to bully those poor sp men
207Bonus 93 - im not diddy kong07/22/2018bitch
208Ep. 113 - on this one07/26/2018we call someone gay i think
209Bonus 94 - here ya go07/30/2018you can stop being mad at me now
210Ep. 114 - back to normal08/02/2018well i cured myself without a doctor, once again
211Bonus 95 - metal health08/06/2018up yours children
212Ep. 115 - dont remember08/09/2018i dont remember this episode or what happened. im still brain gay. we did one with soder today tho for the premium feed that i had a lot of fun doing so just wait for that instead probably. also i now firmly believe the world is secretly controlled by ho
213Bonus 96 - soder sode08/12/2018dan came through and adam and stav have to share a mic now
214Ep. 116 - Live show08/15/2018from ottobar
215Bonus 97 - Mama mia08/20/2018had a good ass sandwich before this one hit me about an hour in
216Ep. 117 - Gasia Sargento08/23/2018And she gets that cheesy ass boipussy
217Bonus 98 - A heartfelt good job to the PRRS08/27/2018I know I said on this one that I was worried about him but im genuinely very proud of my dear friend luis.
218Ep. 118 - Louis SeemsGay08/30/2018Looks like the boys are back in town lol
219Bonus 99 - horni for mcane09/03/2018rip to a real hero
220Ep. 119 - Brendan Gayer09/06/2018brendan eyre (a white man who is good at stand up) joins us and we figure out his name. I think its pronounced like Gayer. he also has a podcast with two guys i also think should be making more money
221Bonus 100 - Turd Reynolds09/10/2018rip to the cop and a half guy that I borught up right before he died, proving once again that im a crypto genius
222Ep. 120 - R2-MeToo09/13/2018we didn’t make the r2 me too joke on the show i just thought of it now while naming the episode and damn do i wanna riff that shit out
223Bonus 101 - did you say post more live shows?09/17/2018september 16, 2018 lol its the live show from boston everyone!
224Bonus 102 - Knights of Faith09/17/2018heres the real premium episode for the faithful that didn't fill your diaper and delete your sub because we posted a live show
225Ep. 121 - Stone Cold09/19/2018we recorded this before the sesame street drama. once again ive willed controversy into existence. featuring greg stone
226Bonus 103 - I sell gay sex and gay sex accessories09/24/2018gay hank hill is good for me
227Ep. 122 - The sopranos09/27/2018the episode is late because im getting back into the sopranos and didn’t have time to upload it before i finished the first season again today. i like the show because tony is a mental health guy like me. cum town will also cut to black at some point.
228Bonus 104 - should i grow mutton chops10/01/2018I feel like enough guys arent doing it now that it would be sick if I had them
229Ep. 123 - its fall now boy10/04/2018i tell you ass what
230Bonus 105 - Movie guessers10/08/2018this was a fun one
231Ep. 124 - D'Jia Jones10/11/2018good afternoon you’ve reached the desk of D’Jia Nasdaq-Jones I’m not available right now please leave a message
232Bonus 106 - domo me offogato10/15/2018here we go boys. I dont know how to get rid of jet lag. I may die
233Ep. 125 - Tokyo Drift10/18/2018tell me if u know, how they suck dick in tokyo
234Bonus 107 - Last exit to tokyo10/21/2018and its a book about adam overdosing on cum in the anime district
235Ep. 126 - m'gay mate10/24/2018how to speak australian
236Ep. 127 - classico podacata11/01/2018se episada de bublios de cuma originalli. prego abrodonzzia mi penes et mi balls
237Bonus 108 - get head getheadtion11/05/2018starring john mars... gay
238Ep. 128 - Can You Smell11/08/2018whats in my ass
239Bonus 109 - my penis or tony blankleys11/12/2018pat buchanon, fifteen seconds
240Ep. 129 - bad boys 211/15/2018lost in new york
241Bonus 110 - how bout I fuckin camp where I want11/19/2018join me on the frontier
242Ep. 130 - god's country, ma'am11/22/2018holding my cowboy hat to my chest as i eat a strange womans VUHgina
243Bonus 111 - Thanks gianving11/25/2018thanksgayianving, thanks-gay-ian-vi-ing. there it is
244Ep. 131 - ho canada11/29/2018bonnie mcfarlane comes on and says a bunch of really racist stuff about immigrants and we set her straight
245Bonus 112 - the red dead mega episode11/30/2018we take a deep dive into the new red dead redemption to see how long itll take before I dont have to do the show anymore I guess scheduled posts arent workign so im uploading it now rather than risking a massive temper tantrum tomorrow
246Ep. 132 - Red Dead is cancelled12/06/2018its over folks ive made all the clothes
247Bonus 113 - michael jordan peterson12/10/2018how about that. has anyone thought of that
248Ep. 133 - grandma's boy12/13/2018dam that movie was funny as hell lol
249Bonus 114 - Podacata anteclassica12/17/2018Bienvenina a coom tones. Illa podacata de perros cominara; ragazzi suprema. Illa grasso una entre tundio I cleveland prego illa ragazzi de slendari chatori punta cuma
250Ep. 134 - Sargon My Dick12/20/2018Sarg it please
251Bonus 115 - gay christmas12/24/2018with tim "gay" dillon
252Ep. 135 - Sopranos again12/27/2018this is the only show that makes me feel anything
253Bonus 116 - dog watcher12/31/2018the epsiode is late because I had to watch adams dog. its his fault