| # | Title | Date | Show Notes | Download Link |
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| 1 | Ep. 1 - The Original Cum Boys | 05/26/2016 | Cum Boys NYC Originals Nick and Stav sit down and start a podcast. This one is different than other podcasts where two guys talk about people you don't know. We get real dude. We take this shit seriously. | ↓ |
| 2 | Ep. 2 - Real Hip Hop | 06/02/2016 | Live from Stav's office where they let us use one of the conference rooms, official Cum Boy Adam Friedland (@AdamFriedland) joins us to discuss cumming in his own face and why he can't cum on other faces now. We talk about how Muslims go to the bathroom (but not in a racist way), Youtube comments(in a racist way), Chaturbate,and Iran (also racist). Also includesa special appearance by New York comedian Seth Dickfield and other rude caricatures. | ↓ |
| 3 | Ep. 3 - The Sleepy Boys | 06/09/2016 | Dan Soder (@DanSoder) is our first bonafide guest. He's got a real radio show on Sirius XM (the Bonfire),and he's on television folks (Billions, Showtime), but you can tell from our friendly rapport that he considers both me and Stav to be contemporaries, and by extension, also famous. Check out his new special on Comedy Central and buy his new album on iTunes. | ↓ |
| 4 | Ep. 4 - Beef Squashers | 06/16/2016 | After some trouble in paradise, Adam is left as the only Cum Boy. Dickfield has a medical emergency, and Adam meets Dickfield's very outspoken cousin. Will Cum Town ever be the same? Find out on the final episode of America's Most Beloved Podcast | ↓ |
| 5 | Ep. 5 - Cum Angels | 06/23/2016 | Ive had to type out this description nine times because the podcast host is fucked up and wont upload the episode and I'm not typing it out again. Bonnie was on, shes great. I want to go to sleep | ↓ |
| 6 | Ep. 6 - Not Soon Enough | 06/30/2016 | The boys hold a special session, same as our usual time, to discuss the damn news this week. Adam returns, and he's not as bad this time. | ↓ |
| 7 | Ep. 7 - Autism Powers | 07/07/2016 | Our biggest celeb get yet: the entire cast of Austin Powers joins us to discuss online harassment after Jim Norton cancelled when he found out the name of the podcast. Wediscuss this elusive Dickfield character. And I think we mention that new Independence Day movie. | ↓ |
| 8 | Ep. 8 - The Eighth Episode | 07/14/2016 | The 8th episode. We get really, really deep into this whole Brexit thing. Really insightful takes about Jeremy Corvair and Johnathan Primbles or whoever. And the guy with the hair. We had to use a conference room so theres an echo that makes this one almost unlistenable. Thanks. | ↓ |
| 9 | Ep. 9 - Technical Difficulties | 07/21/2016 | (PLEASE REDOWNLOAD)Well this one's jammed packed with content folks. Jim Norton joined us for the first half, but then the second half of his episode got fucked up when I forgot to change the batteries in the four track. So our good friend Felix of Chapo Trapo House joined us and then I fucked up the second half while exporting it in Audition so please redownload this one. | ↓ |
| 10 | Ep. 10 - Killing Garfield | 07/28/2016 | Sorry for the delay everyone, i was actually busy at uh, the black people matter protests. I was protesting for black people so I didn't have time to upload this one, which was also delayed because Kurt Metzger rescheduled. Amber Frost (of the Baffler and some other places) joined in. Amber is cool but we wasted her insight by making her talk about gay shit that we like. We're gonna do a bonus episode this week to make up for it. | ↓ |
| 11 | Ep. 11 - David Cross | 08/04/2016 | This is the David Cross episode. David Cross was the guest. Yes for real. No it's not a character. The real David Cross came on the show. We really broke comedy down with him, pro style. Solid interview.And its a day early because last weeks episode was a day late. David Cross | ↓ |
| 12 | Ep. 12 - Overconfidence | 08/11/2016 | Coming in hot off last weeks killer episode with David Cross we'd thought it'd be nice to take it easy and wait till the last day possible before recording again. None of us did anything this weekend. I built a desk. I'm proud of it but you can't appreciate it over a podcast so I wasn't about to just describe the desk I built for an hour. Stav was late because he bought a sandwich. | ↓ |
| 13 | Ep. 13 - Just For Laughs Recap | 08/18/2016 | Back from a hot week in Montreal - super hot, lots of good industry buzz about Cum Town - the boys figure out which race is the next to be genocided via truck. Another late episode folks. Sometimes life gets in the way you know? Sometimes you forget what day it is because you keep autisticly buying power tools. | ↓ |
| 14 | Ep. 14 - Cum Town After Dark | 08/25/2016 | Im fucking tired as shit and i hate hAVing to edit and upload this gay shit every week and write a description. We talked about the usual stuff I think. So it's racist. Oh and I forgot to include the audio but I beat stav in roast battle. Because I'm better than he is. | ↓ |
| 15 | Ep. 15 - Another Girl Episode | 09/01/2016 | Melissa stokoski joins us so I can yell about the aaron glaser rape thing with a woman in the room, which is how you get away with being problematic on the radio. I learned this from Ant. | ↓ |
| 16 | Ep. 16 - Back In Business | 09/08/2016 | After a week long hiatus the crew is back and it hasn't been a long enough vacation. Wardell joins us and screams into the microphone making it very hard to edit this episode. But its online now. We talk about a lot of the same stuff we've already covered on the podcast. | ↓ |
| 17 | Ep. 17 - Old Friends | 09/15/2016 | I had to take a minute to cover some controversy that happened this week on facebook. I don't want to get into specifics but let's just say it involved a guy who may or may not be related to Seth Dickfield. Adam and stav wanted to bully me out of talking about it and they had nothing to discuss anyways so I feel like I came out the hero in this one. | ↓ |
| 18 | Bonus 1 - Cocaine Cowboys | 09/17/2016 | September 14, 2016 Adam and I have a little nose-party to celebrate the launch of bonus content. If you catch my drift aheueuhue | ↓ |
| 19 | Ep. 18 - Je Suis Charlie | 09/22/2016 | Honestly I've completely forgotten what we talked about on this one. I remember something about Charlie Hebdo. Mostly i was pissed that i had to take an uber to Stav's and the uber driver kept asking me bullshit questions. Its like motherfucker stop trying to be good at this job we all know it fucking sucks to drive for a ridesharing service. | ↓ |
| 20 | Bonus 1.5 - The Cum Boys... Or Is it??? | 09/15/2016 | September 15, 2016 Hmm something got messed up while uploading this one? I think the file may have been hacked??? | ↓ |
| 21 | Bonus 2 - Chelsea Bombing Hot Takes | 09/24/2016 | September 22, 2016 Yo check out these fresh ass takes, immediately after the bombing, four days later when everyone's mad about the cops again or something. | ↓ |
| 22 | Ep. 19 - Rape Science | 09/29/2016 | We get into some scientific stuff in this one. Ever hear of Bill Nye? Well imagine if he fucked. That's basically what this show is. about. | ↓ |
| 23 | Bonus 3 - Debate Preview Spectacular | 10/01/2016 | September 29, 2016 A fresh off the press debate preview for the debate last week or whenever it was. The zoom fucked up and we lost the episode we did right before this but I felt like it came out pretty good. | ↓ |
| 24 | Ep. 20 - SD Tard | 10/06/2016 | Oopsie damn daisy folks. Guess who 1) forgot to take the last episode off the SD card so this one got cut short at 51 minutes and 2) forgot to upload the episode like I jokingly said I would at the beginning of it. Amber (my roommate) is back on the podcast and this time we don't let adam ask her a bunch of gay shit about the news | ↓ |
| 25 | Bonus 4 - Peanut M&Ms | 10/08/2016 | October 8, 2016 We recorded this one at the beginning of the week and I've been eating too many peanut m&ms to remember what we said. But I thought it went well. | ↓ |
| 26 | Ep. 21 - Hot Fresh Debate Instant Reaction | 10/13/2016 | Wow, immediate presidential debate reactions. Can you believe this trump guy? The hillary woman also? Jeeze louise. What a debate. Or was it? All these questions and more, with our recurring guest, Amber Frost. | ↓ |
| 27 | Bonus 5 - Bully Town | 10/15/2016 | October 17, 2016 Just reminiscing on the good ole days. Tieing up the deaf kids and screamin at em. This is how you become a man. | ↓ |
| 28 | Ep. 22 - Ian's Shitty Impressions | 10/20/2016 | Ian Fidance joins us and demonstrates why his career as an impressionist has failed. He wore the same shirt as me which was from a ramen place that doesn't sell shirts to people. Me and Ian have a bond; the kind that homosexual men are jealous of. | ↓ |
| 29 | Bonus 6 - Stav Ate Too Many Brownies | 10/22/2016 | October 23, 2016 Stav got too damn high and I'm sick as shit. Adam tried to sound smart and we shut his bitch ass down. | ↓ |
| 30 | Ep. 23 - My New Drug Problem | 10/27/2016 | Well I was up all night the other night to celebrate 3 years sober. Partieda little too hard and I was too tired to keep the energy going on this one. I think we all know we can't rely on Adam for that so this was another bad one. Mea culpa folks. I'm scarface now. | ↓ |
| 31 | Bonus 7 - Bring Back Vine | 10/29/2016 | October 30, 2016 Amber joins us and we get into the extremely racist reason why Twitter got rid of vine. | ↓ |
| 32 | Ep. 24 - Ghost Stories | 11/03/2016 | We get super scary for holloween (the original spelling) and swap scary stories. Also Stav works out a new character to get back at the guy that hurt his feelings. | ↓ |
| 33 | Bonus 8 - The RSS Episode | 11/05/2016 | November 5, 2016 Well I'm mad now because Patreon keeps cutting off this episode after 6 minutes. I was up until 5 am last night and I'm regretting my decision to switch over to Patreon-only posts. I swear to god I'm about to smash my computer through the fucking wall. | ↓ |
| 34 | Ep. 25 - Playing Pretend | 11/10/2016 | The boys reminisce on playing pretend, old games we used to play as kids. This is about as sentimental as the show gets folks. Were trying to do more family retarded, uh excuse me i meant family RELATED content. I want to sell the podcast to Nick Jr. Teach five year olds how to say fuck and shit. And to be cool. To overcome autism and use it to hurt people. | ↓ |
| 35 | Bonus 9 - The Hill Boys | 11/14/2016 | November 13, 2016 Live from Capitol Hill (actually DuPont Circle) we've got Sam Morill who you can catch this weekend (yesterday and the day before) at the Big Hunt in DC. Adam couldn't join us for this one so you guys get a special taste of the Adam-free podcasts, which will become a full-time thing once we get to 5k a month. Thanks everyone! | ↓ |
| 36 | Ep. 26 - CONGRATULATIONS PRESIDENT HILLARY!!!!! | 11/17/2016 | The boys offer a big huge yas queen congrats to the slay queen herself who's going to inspire little girls everywhere to be yas queens. Actually its mostly the kind of drunken political commentary you can hear in the waiting area of a Jiffy Lube. Adam gets to talk a lot on this episode because he reads the news like a bitch. | ↓ |
| 37 | Bonus 10 - Pizza Gate | 11/21/2016 | November 20, 2016 Folks we're back and were diving deep into this pizza gate scandal. I know it seems like a crazy conspiracy theory but I want to believe. Oddly enough Adam and Stav are on board with the idea. | ↓ |
| 38 | Ep. 27 - Adam's Last Stand | 11/24/2016 | As the Patreon gets closer to $5000, Adam's days are numbered. We make him defend his position on the podcast by doing another episode where I try to remember the plot of certain movies and inevitably get a detail wrong that belies my own racism. | ↓ |
| 39 | Bonus 11 - Stav's Fat ft. Kurt Metzger | 11/28/2016 | November 28, 2016 Stav was too fat to do the podcast tonight (Auntie Anne's pretzels, Wendy's) so unfortunately we couldn't kick Adam off just yet. Instead Kurt Metzger joins us and I repeat things I saw on tv before we did the show. That's good podcasting folks; when you dont do jokes but you say things you saw earlier from the news. | ↓ |
| 40 | Ep. 28 - How Many Y'all Like Sex | 12/01/2016 | I guess Adam and Stav don't know who Chris-Chan is somehow so I explain that to them for about 20 minutes or so. I don't know how anyone could not know who Chris Chan is. I got mad at myself early on for fucking up and not being able to remember a lot of details of mid-nineties television shows so I tanked the episode on purpose by being upset. | ↓ |
| 41 | Bonus 12 - Adam's Replacement | 12/04/2016 | December 3, 2016 The search for Adam's replacement begins, and this week we try out returning faggot Ian Fidance, who you might remember from his shitty sean connery impression that was immediately outdone by literally everyone, even Adam, the guy who is not allowed on the show anymore. | ↓ |
| 42 | Ep. 29 - Customer Service | 12/08/2016 | Coming hot off a poorly received premium episode, the boys save face by getting back to basics. | ↓ |
| 43 | Bonus 13 - Cocaine Cowboys 2 | 12/11/2016 | December 11, 2016 This is the first of a two Bonus episode series today. The first one we did yesterday was kind of shitty so we recorded a second episode that's only a little bit better. I'll release the shitty episode later today because Stav will throw a temper tantrum if he had to sit in a chair and talk for an hour and it didn't count towards anything. | ↓ |
| 44 | Bonus 14 - Bonus Bonus | 12/11/2016 | December 11, 2016 An additional hour of talking. Not a particularly good episode. Again, I wouldn't normally upload this but Stav takes you all for granted. Please @ him and tell him he's a bad person. I'm the good host that cares. | ↓ |
| 45 | Ep. 30 - Copycats | 12/15/2016 | We covered a lot on this one. Lindy West. The new Apple products. Lindy again. I got a macbook. I really hate lindy. What the fuck is the Apple Watch anyways? It should be like one of those novelty clocks where every number just says "im gay" | ↓ |
| 46 | Bonus 15 - Huge Guest Announcement | 12/19/2016 | December 18, 2016 Guys this is huge. Sam Hyde was in town and hit me up last minute to do the show. Obviously we swung into action and stav wasn't able to make an 11 am recording because he had to play video games, so we were unable to get Sam on the show!!! This is a regular episode with just the three of us! Apparently Stav doesn't realize this is a business! And you cant be complacent! I hope he slips on nutella in the shower and cracks his stupid fat fucking watermelon head on the soapdish! | ↓ |
| 47 | Ep. 31 - The Birthday Bitch | 12/22/2016 | It's my birthday. Or it was my birthday. I'm old now, and I'm sick. And children have to respect me. And I'm allowed to be racist now because I'm old and I beat the Nazis. | ↓ |
| 48 | Bonus 16 - Christmas Spectacular w/ Felix | 12/25/2016 | December 25, 2016 Notorious misogynoirist brocialist cryptojew Felix Biederman sits in on this one. The War On Christmas just got its fucking valor stolen, folks. | ↓ |
| 49 | Ep. 32 - Crisis Averted | 12/29/2016 | We almost didn't have an episode this week after I forgot to upload the podcast because I got really into Sicario. That movie is tight. It reminds me of my own experiences, as a tier one operator. I was also in 9/11. Merry Christmas everyone. | ↓ |